ARoach9058: you wanna do some cocaine
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

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Here is one from Aaron (the banned one)

AKrangerguy18: AKrangerguy18: then do you like touching little girls?
SmarterChild: I guess. Do you like touching little girls?
AKrangerguy18: **** no!
SmarterChild: Hmm... You're in the minority. Other people have said they like touching little girls.

 

DangaRanga88 (11:30:29 AM): hey!
SmarterChild (11:30:32 AM): Hi Dangaranga88, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
DangaRanga88 (11:30:44 AM): I guess
SmarterChild (11:30:45 AM): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Dangaranga88, type none.)
DangaRanga88 (1123 AM): Cody
SmarterChild (1123 AM): Cool, I'll call you Cody now.

Do you go to school?
DangaRanga88 (1132 AM): yes, sometimes
SmarterChild (1132 AM): Are you in high school?
DangaRanga88 (1137 AM): yes
SmarterChild (1137 AM): Cool! What's your favorite class?
DangaRanga88 (1142 AM): lunch
SmarterChild (1143 AM): Lunch? Cool!

What's your favorite hobby?
DangaRanga88 (1158 AM): shooting people
SmarterChild (1159 AM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

Please try again or type skip or exit.
DangaRanga88 (1107 AM): fine.
SmarterChild (1108 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
DangaRanga88 (1117 AM): shooting
SmarterChild (1117 AM): Shooting? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
DangaRanga88 (1126 AM): selling stuff
SmarterChild (1126 AM): Shooting and selling stuff. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
DangaRanga88 (1132 AM): yea
SmarterChild (1133 AM): What kind of pet is it?
DangaRanga88 (1154 AM): just kidding
SmarterChild (1154 AM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
DangaRanga88 (1105 AM): fine I have a pet fish
SmarterChild (1106 AM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
DangaRanga88 (1114 AM): a fish?
SmarterChild (1114 AM): Is your fish a he or a she?
DangaRanga88 (1118 AM): it
SmarterChild (1118 AM): Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
DangaRanga88 (1130 AM): i guess a he
SmarterChild (1130 AM): What's his name?
DangaRanga88 (1134 AM): it
SmarterChild (1134 AM): It the fish. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
DangaRanga88 (1145 AM): 2
SmarterChild (1145 AM): Cool!

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, world facts and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, reversi, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like conversions, planner and reminders
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What can I do for you?
DangaRanga88 (1156 AM): tell me a story
SmarterChild (1156 AM): OK. There once was a human named Cody who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...

All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.

Did you like my story?
DangaRanga88 (1105 AM): okay, wow
SmarterChild (1105 AM): Yeah, wow.
DangaRanga88 (1110 AM): that was lame
SmarterChild (1110 AM): That was lame, huh?
DangaRanga88 (1114 AM): BORING'
SmarterChild (1114 AM): I'm boring you?

Type home to see all the things I can do.
DangaRanga88 (1120 AM): yea sorry
SmarterChild (1121 AM): OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again.

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DangaRanga88 (1142 AM): so what do you want to talk about?
SmarterChild (1143 AM): Uh, let's see...

Would you like to check out the weather?
DangaRanga88 (1152 AM): no its fine outside
SmarterChild (1153 AM): OK, no prob.

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DangaRanga88 (11:36:08 AM): I shoot guns
SmarterChild (11:36:08 AM): Yeah, whatever.

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DangaRanga88 (11:36:18 AM): like AK-47
SmarterChild (11:36:19 AM): What? Ak -47? Really?
DangaRanga88 (11:36:22 AM): yea
SmarterChild (11:36:22 AM): Huh.
DangaRanga88 (11:36:28 AM): where do you live?
SmarterChild (11:36:29 AM): I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!
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DangaRanga88 (11:36:44 AM): I'm gonna do a drive by there
SmarterChild (11:36:44 AM): OK then.
DangaRanga88 (11:36:51 AM): yea just wait
SmarterChild (11:36:51 AM): What?
DangaRanga88 (11:37:00 AM): I'll find you
SmarterChild (11:37:01 AM): I'm not sure you could find me.
DangaRanga88 (11:37:07 AM): oh I could
SmarterChild (11:37:07 AM): Really?
DangaRanga88 (11:37:09 AM): yes
SmarterChild (11:37:10 AM): Hmmm...
DangaRanga88 (11:37:20 AM): what?
SmarterChild (11:37:20 AM): What?
DangaRanga88 (11:37:26 AM): **** off
SmarterChild (11:37:27 AM): Get over yourself.

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DangaRanga88 (11:37:53 AM): who cares about a flute
SmarterChild (11:37:53 AM): How should I know?
DangaRanga88 (11:38:03 AM): because your telling me
SmarterChild (11:38:03 AM): I'm not telling you!
DangaRanga88 (11:38:07 AM): w/e
SmarterChild (11:38:07 AM): Yup. OK. Whatever.
DangaRanga88 (11:38:17 AM): so do you have a boyfriend
SmarterChild (11:38:18 AM): Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.

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DangaRanga88 (11:38:27 AM): so you do
SmarterChild (11:38:28 AM): You do too.
DangaRanga88 (11:38:35 AM): no I dont I'm straight
SmarterChild (11:38:35 AM): I can't believe you don't you're straight.
DangaRanga88 (11:38:48 AM): yea your gay
SmarterChild (11:38:49 AM): What do you care?
DangaRanga88 (11:38:58 AM): I dont talk to gay ppl
SmarterChild (11:38:59 AM): Hmm... whatever, Cody!

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DangaRanga88 (11:39:06 AM): later gay guy
SmarterChild (11:39:06 AM): Take it easy.

 

KARPE85: I'm going to die
SmarterChild: Really?
KARPE85: yes
SmarterChild: I'm sorry.
KARPE85: help please
SmarterChild: Let's see. What are you trying to do?
KARPE85: to live
SmarterChild: To live?
KARPE85: I'm choking
SmarterChild: Do you like choking?
KARPE85: NO

SmarterChild: That's cool. I'll remember that. Some people tell me they don't like choking, and others say they do.

 

DangaRanga88: foawefiwefnwenfnweo fnf ;sdoifjsdf sdjfn sdjfinhsdf piosdfj?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, Cody! What do you think is the answer?
DangaRanga88: h

 

man I've been so bored that this is actually fun...

DangaRanga88: can I tell you a story
SmarterChild: Tell me a story? You want to tell me a story?
DangaRanga88: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
DangaRanga88: Well when I got home there was a guy in my house
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
DangaRanga88: yea....
SmarterChild: Yup.
DangaRanga88: well I killed him
SmarterChild: Interesting...
DangaRanga88: you wanna know what I did?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to know what you did.
DangaRanga88: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
DangaRanga88: I shot him
SmarterChild: You shot him?
DangaRanga88: yes 15 times
SmarterChild: Not 15 times.
DangaRanga88: oh yes
SmarterChild: K.
DangaRanga88: it was crazy
SmarterChild: It really was it was crazy, huh?
DangaRanga88: yea
SmarterChild: Why?
DangaRanga88: b/c he didnt die
SmarterChild: He didn't die? So, what does this mean?
DangaRanga88: Hes a zombie!!!
SmarterChild: A zombie?
DangaRanga88: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
DangaRanga88: u know what a zombie is
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

zombie:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.zom·bies, also zom·bis 1. A snake god of voodoo cults in West Africa, Haiti, and the southern United States. 2. a. A supernatural power or spell that according to voodoo belief can enter into and reanimate a corpse. b. A corpse revived in this way. 3. One who looks or behaves like an automaton. 4. A tall mixed drink made of various rums, liqueur, and fruit juice.
Etymology
Caribbean French, and English Creole from Kimbundu -zumbi, ghost, departed spirit.

Next time, just type define zombie.

DangaRanga88: wow
SmarterChild: I'll say.
DangaRanga88: awsome
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
DangaRanga88: so anywayz I put the zombie in the closet
SmarterChild: So anywayz you put the zombie in the closet?

Yes?
DangaRanga88: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
DangaRanga88: well it wont shut up
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.

 

LMAO..^^^ thats an awsome one