DangaRanga88 (11:30:29 AM): hey!
SmarterChild (11:30:32 AM): Hi Dangaranga88, I'm SmarterChild!
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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
DangaRanga88 (11:30:44 AM): I guess
SmarterChild (11:30:45 AM): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Dangaranga88, type none.)
23 AM): Cody
23 AM): Cool, I'll call you Cody now.
Do you go to school?
32 AM): yes, sometimes
32 AM): Are you in high school?
37 AM): yes
37 AM): Cool! What's your favorite class?
42 AM): lunch
43 AM): Lunch? Cool!
What's your favorite hobby?
58 AM): shooting people
59 AM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type skip or exit.
07 AM): fine.
08 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
17 AM): shooting
17 AM): Shooting? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
26 AM): selling stuff
26 AM): Shooting and selling stuff. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
32 AM): yea
33 AM): What kind of pet is it?
54 AM): just kidding
54 AM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
05 AM): fine I have a pet fish
06 AM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
14 AM): a fish?
14 AM): Is your fish a he or a she?
18 AM): it
18 AM): Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
30 AM): i guess a he
30 AM): What's his name?
34 AM): it
34 AM): It the fish. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
3 Under 13
45 AM): 2
45 AM): Cool!
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, world facts and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, reversi, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like conversions, planner and reminders
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
What can I do for you?
56 AM): tell me a story
56 AM): OK. There once was a human named Cody who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
05 AM): okay, wow
05 AM): Yeah, wow.
10 AM): that was lame
10 AM): That was lame, huh?
14 AM): BORING'
14 AM): I'm boring you?
Type home to see all the things I can do.
20 AM): yea sorry
21 AM): OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again.
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42 AM): so what do you want to talk about?
43 AM): Uh, let's see...
Would you like to check out the weather?
52 AM): no its fine outside
53 AM): OK, no prob.
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DangaRanga88 (11:36:08 AM): I shoot guns
SmarterChild (11:36:08 AM): Yeah, whatever.
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DangaRanga88 (11:36:18 AM): like AK-47
SmarterChild (11:36:19 AM): What? Ak -47? Really?
DangaRanga88 (11:36:22 AM): yea
SmarterChild (11:36:22 AM): Huh.
DangaRanga88 (11:36:28 AM): where do you live?
SmarterChild (11:36:29 AM): I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!
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DangaRanga88 (11:36:44 AM): I'm gonna do a drive by there
SmarterChild (11:36:44 AM): OK then.
DangaRanga88 (11:36:51 AM): yea just wait
SmarterChild (11:36:51 AM): What?
DangaRanga88 (11:37:00 AM): I'll find you
SmarterChild (11:37:01 AM): I'm not sure you could find me.
DangaRanga88 (11:37:07 AM): oh I could
SmarterChild (11:37:07 AM): Really?
DangaRanga88 (11:37:09 AM): yes
SmarterChild (11:37:10 AM): Hmmm...
DangaRanga88 (11:37:20 AM): what?
SmarterChild (11:37:20 AM): What?
DangaRanga88 (11:37:26 AM): **** off
SmarterChild (11:37:27 AM): Get over yourself.
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DangaRanga88 (11:37:53 AM): who cares about a flute
SmarterChild (11:37:53 AM): How should I know?
DangaRanga88 (11:38:03 AM): because your telling me
SmarterChild (11:38:03 AM): I'm not telling you!
DangaRanga88 (11:38:07 AM): w/e
SmarterChild (11:38:07 AM): Yup. OK. Whatever.
DangaRanga88 (11:38:17 AM): so do you have a boyfriend
SmarterChild (11:38:18 AM): Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
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DangaRanga88 (11:38:27 AM): so you do
SmarterChild (11:38:28 AM): You do too.
DangaRanga88 (11:38:35 AM): no I dont I'm straight
SmarterChild (11:38:35 AM): I can't believe you don't you're straight.
DangaRanga88 (11:38:48 AM): yea your gay
SmarterChild (11:38:49 AM): What do you care?
DangaRanga88 (11:38:58 AM): I dont talk to gay ppl
SmarterChild (11:38:59 AM): Hmm... whatever, Cody!
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DangaRanga88 (11:39:06 AM): later gay guy
SmarterChild (11:39:06 AM): Take it easy.