yeah I did the accident mod today on the way to work. stupid women drivers! jk stupid "every driver but me" is more how I feel.
fret not! everyone is ok and and my truck ain't totalled I just need a new bumper upper and lower valence and some new foggs. I had to go right to work after punching out the cop for not issuing a citation to the dumbo. and when I got out of work it was too dark to take a pic. so i drew these to explin the situation:
she turned right onto my street and if she would turned legally into the right lane instead of my left lane everything would hunky dory and I wouldnt be wasting your time, alas she didnt. she decided her lane was not enough and that she required dominance of my lane as well. So me being a man I proceeded to yell "F*ck that Hoe, I don't think so!" and put it ramming speed and shoved my bumper straight up her ***. once she parked I teleported out of my truck and into her passenger seat and grabbed her heart out of her chest like on Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom. with iher heart still beating in my hand, I chanted "kali Mah Kali Mah kalih mah shuk to dae".
ok well not really she cut me off and I couldnt stop in time so I killed her caravans ***
EDIT: well Chuck asked me to keep him out of this until he got clearece from George W. that the kill was OK'd he didn't want the press getting wind just in case W. didn't ok it ( he was being modest cuz W. will Ok anything chuck ever does ...he's from Texas). so afer the Cop leaves without issuing any citations I decide to get justice my own way. I'll let the pics explain.
justice was served, but I got a karate chop to the forehead for not doing the *** kicking myself. I deserved it though, he's a busy man.