Originally Posted by ranger_1999
well if you havent spent it yet..Maybe if its time do a good tune up...or maybe a nice big ol fancy HOOD ORNAMENT!!! Havent seen those since the 70's
Or some truck nuts..those will set you off for sure...make sure their extra shiney though
Plus with the truck nuts, you get all the extra power that comes from having a diesel engine like a Powerstroke or a Cummins. When girls see those nuts a danglin from your hitch, they'll be jumping in the bed. They'll quickly realize, though, that it isn't a Powerstroke or a Cummins, though, and take off their clothes for more room for more girls!
I've seen it happen.