This is the greatest ad text for selling a ranger that I have ever seen.. Lol
"OK, let me start off by saying this Ranger is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five oíclock shadow, this Ford would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasnít meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, thatís what your Prius is for. If thatís the kind of car youíre looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This truck was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didnít even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men donít get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesnít let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men donít even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 200 HP engine to outrun the cops. Itís got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when youíre operating on yourself.
Thereís a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,500, but Iíll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean donít walk up and tell me youíll give me $5,000 for it. Thatís liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Letís just say you wonít be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
Thereís only 52,000 KM on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If itís a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but Iíll get back to you. And when I do, weíll talk about a price over a nice glass of Wiser's while we listen to Johnny Cash.
4.0 L V6 , 5 spd standard , A/C . Cd player , Rust checked aswell as tri-care electronic rust inhibitor , Remainder of Ford warranty till sept 2013"
Figured you guys would like this it was posted on KIJIJI.com here is the link.