That little boy would beat the crap outta me. I'd say I'll take on 12, and that I'd be kicking mostly. I mean, I was a sweeper for soccer. I can kick really hard. Honestly, I'd probably run away. Like, come on. You got a bunch of little kids trying to beat me up. Screw that. Time to tuck tail and run. I'm faster, I guarantee.
-- B

 

you are all some sick people.

 

50 easy. Someone else said it, let out a Marine Warcry and the rest is history. Let out the devil dog in me and 50 kids would be toast, have another 50 on standby in case I get bored with the first wave.

 

i never even thought of kicking. i just pictured punching in the top of the head or swinging one into the others...

i could kick em all day long...

and mammioo, this is just a joke...

chillax

 

i just have visuals of all these precious little 5 year olds (like bryce) getting pummeled by grown men. i may never sleep well again. what next? 2 year old girls? pick on people your own size. i personally could take about 10 of em.

 

hahaha

 

yes they are... lol who ever made this up has way way way to much time on there hands

 

i'll be safe and say maybe 15. but i don't know how to fight so i guess 10. or wait, my little nephew beat me up the other day...so 5.

so like 5 5yo @ 40lb. each. isn't that like one 25yo @ 200lb? ****, i'd lose.


so i could take 1. yeah. as long as it's a girl.
so 1 girl for me.

EDIT: unless they're those annoying ones from iraq. then i could go beserker and kill like 50 at once. no bs. i hate those little f*ckers. "mister give me" "mister give me"


DIE YOU LITTLE RAT-CLAWED BAST*RDS!!!! DIE!!!

....sorry....

 

^^^ LOL

But a girl....

you wrong bro...

 

This whole comment contradict's itself with the last statement.. Good stuff.

 

I'd turn Bob the builder on a get a TKO and not even break a sweat. Works with my 4 year old baby brother, turn on some toons and let the daze fest begin.