Thanks everyone! I'll put my pictures up in a few minutes, I've gotta run up to work here in the next 10 or so.
D. is completely right! It completely blew my mom's mind that I had suck an extensive network of friends whom I'd never met, and who were willing to bend over backwards to help me out. I knew I wouldn't be able to get anything but a Ranger after seeing how well the people on this forum come together, both at the beach and in Michigan and everywhere inbetween.
Mark, Evan, Zach, Bill, and the rest of the Michgan crew... Thanks again for letting me crash y'all's meet! It was a blast getting to meet everyone and get that body lift done! It was pretty obvious y'all had done it before, lol.
And Evan, don't make fun of my driving!
Oh, and before y'all tell me to go lift it, buy all the stuff off my old truck so I have the money to do so!