ok so i have a new found respect for mud..
To start this off I'm just going to admit i made a complete *** out of myself
On my way home(around 3:00am) I decided that a couple donuts and a splash in a little mud puddle might be fun as i drove past an empty construction site. To hell with criminal trespass and malicious intent.. It was just a big parking lot made of dirt instead of pavement.. right?
One pass through with no problem had me geared up for a second.. Went in a slightly different course the second time and wound up chassis deep in mud
Now what was i saying about those laws..
One very small credit in my favor: i was only about two blocks from my house. I run home and grab a shovel and some boards and begin to dig.. and dig.. and DIG
I dug till i had blisters, then i dug till they ripped open. And then i dug until my ripped open blisters had ripped open blisters. (Yes i forgot gloves
3 hours later(just before the bulldozer crew shows up) I managed to free up the wheels and axles enough to back out.
Needless to say i threw the shovel in my bed and ran home with my tail far between my legs.
On the plus side, I'm sure the morning crew saw the tire marks, broken boards, and a VERY large hole, and proceeded to laugh their asses off at whichever moron was a likely future candidate for Darwin's not so coveted award
It's almost light out now so i'll have a couple pics up soon of the fresh mud which I'll be able to tell all my friends came from some manly off roading experience or some such