When driving over a sunflower seed in the road means you have to brace yourself for a loud, teeth-shattering bump that jolts the entire chassis and its loud enough to turn heads because it sounds like someone's vehicle just broke in half
idk, if something like this was mentioned cuz there 19 pages.... lol
You drive a Ranger when....
You think every S10 driver is wishing they had your truck!
You come out of the store and see 3-5 other Rangers all parked next to yours!
You can to drive up to 2009 Jeep 4x4's to pull them out then drive away!
You know you drive a ranger when your buddy calls you to yank out his f150
You know you drive a ranger when you get t-boned at 40mph and drive away
You know you drive a ranger when its cheaper to buy a 03 then fix your 95
you know you drive a ranger when you drive a fleet version of the ranger and drive the **** out of it jumping railroad crossings at 55 mph then decide top try it in ur f-150 and bottom out and twist your frame................then go and buy a ranger.............sorry for the long post buddy of mine did that and now he drives a nissan quest cuz his ranger got totaled :o(
you know you drive a ranger when your throttle pedal is held up with zip tys
or when your friends offer to drive instead because no one wants to sit in the jumpseats
or you have neck pains from turning around to look at other sick rangers.
or you cruise the parking lots just to find a stock ranger and park nxt to it to make yours look bigger
or avoid parking by lifted fullsizes so your truck doesnt look tiny
You know when your driving a Ranger because there are so many on the road. You just might have to give the other driver a "thums up" as you pass. He knows you noticed his and you know he noticed yours.
You know you drive a ranger when your gf's moms bf asks you what you drive and you tell him a ford ranager then he asks "oh so now whats wrong with it" then his drive shaft mysteriously gets zip tied on his and when he starts it up in the morning it makes a rattling sound and being a dumass takes it into a shop just to pay 30 dollars to have the mechanic tell him theres a ziptie on his drive shaft.................Then ask him whats wrong with his chevy OMFG to much typing