^^ HAHA Or the GF tells you to get a job at an auto shop so your at least making money working on vehicles instead of spending every penny on your truck lol

 

When your friends with Vortecs in Z-71s get a 3 inch lift for 33's and talk **** about ur "cute little Danger Ranger P.O.S."....Then you put 3 in on it and squeeze 35s just to **** em off.

 

^^u have 31's...?

 

Lol wut?!

 

I was just about to say:

When you go to the shop for a tune up on your 4 cylinder rand you pay the same amount as a v8

 

when it keeps going and going until it flips on top of a mercedes.

 

When you go to the junkyard head strait for the expos se what new they got in or You already have your mods planned and ordered before even buying the Ranger................ OHC, FLC, buckets, dash swaps, ect

 

when you wreck your ranger, pull all the mods off of it, and plan how you will put them on the next one better.

 

Haha, I know. I squeezed 35/15.50s on the rear for a week to **** off my best friend who drove a z-71.

 

wait... 35's and 31's? that had to look goofy lol

 

...when you find yourself saying, "I ain't complainin', that's my serpentine whinin'."

 

Because you are not a Volkswagen fan, you do not hit your friend in the shoulder when a VW passes by; instead, you kick your buddy in the nuts and say, "Red one!"

 

Yes it did. Thats why it only lasted a week.........And because im simply not wealthy enought to have the luxury of 6 mpg.

 

When your constantly on ranger forums.....

 

When you buy a brand new 4-banger model for $17,000 that's totaled a year later and you get a whopping $8,000 payout from the insurance company.

 

when your 4 wheeler cost more than the truck you use to haul it?

...when the last time you got that excited about a level II, you were playing super mario bros.

 

When you help an s-10 stuck under water... haha

 

HA!! my favorite.

 

you know you drive a ranger when you have a sonic blue ranger and everybody says its purple but you know its blue

 

When you work all day and night in 100* weather just to build a sub box for it.

 

I wonder if we have the same color. People always ask me "is it purple, or blue?"

 

^it looks to be the same color...it gets annoying with people keep asking/telling me its purple not blue

 

when bros in their lifted chevrolet bro trucks rev when they pass you

 

When some guy in a Chevy car smacks into your front bumper and you tell him not to worry about it before you even look at the damage, he didn't hurt your truck.

When someone leaves a big dent in your truck and you debate if you should get it fixed or leave it because it looks kinda cool.

You know you drive a turbo Ranger when you say "I bet my 4-cylinder Ranger could beat that" to a Camaro owner, and he stares at you like you've been smoking crack. Then you beat him and his friends all laugh at him.

You know you drive a turbo Ranger when you love getting in races with anything. If you lose it's just a Ranger and nobody will make fun of you, but if you win everyone will proceed to laugh at the guy you just beat.

You know you drive a turbo Ranger when you drive all over trying to race anything fast at a redlight, just to see the stares when you leave them like they're standing still.

 

You know you drive a 4.0L Ranger when you take a diesel in a redlight race. Then he goes home and cries.