Center console rotted off the floor?
I figured I just broke the plastic or something. So I dragged all my crap out of the truck and disassembled the console. I couldn't believe it. All four of those little threaded studs the console's metal base is attached to rotted off the floor, leaving four holes to the outside under the truck. WTF.
I sealed the holes up and put some self-drilling screws through to secure it for now. I'm sure they'll pull out and I'll have to use some substantial bolts.