got this from a blog i read daily.... Ride Fast & Shoot Straight: Your doing it wrong. You know who you are.
the 5th one down made me chuckle
CalTrans - You don't close any freaking lanes or ramps on any Bay Area bridges when you've shut down the entire Bay Bridge for over four days. What the hell are you thinking?
Toll bridge users - Have your damn toll money ready well before you reach the toll booth and have exact change. How hard is that? Even if you honestly just forgot, you're still an *******, OK?
Toll takers - Be ready to take the money the second I pull up. What the hell else are you doing in there? I don't care, stop it. Stop it right now. Take the money!
Post toll booth - If the road in front of you is clear, floor it. Don't stop full throttle until you are at least 5 over the limit and you damn well better be in the slow lane.
Highways - If you are on an open highway and any Ford Ranger passes you, speed the hell up or take surface streets.
Six percent or better grades - Look out for the underpowered anemic vehicle (see previous sentence). It will probably be attempting to achieve maximum velocity to make it up the hill. If you just sit there in your V8 powered vunderkar SUV blocking the lanes cause you can make the hill at any speed you want, one of these days that Ranger ain't gonna try and go around, it's gonna try and go through.
Changing highways - Your exiting a 70 MPH highway to enter another 70 MPH highway via a long, gently sweeping ramp. Don't slow down, especially to half speed. If you can't handle 70, get on the shoulder, I'll figure out how to pass.
Tailgaters - I'm armed and cranky. Think about it.