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On my 1994 B3000, sometimes when I get really bored I'll twist my windshield wiper nozzles to side and squirt people as I drive by... Only problem is that the spray is very misty and not very long range, and ideas on maybe making a new nozzle that shoots further?
 
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hahahaha
 
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lmao dude i want that too!...lol especially when the ***** tail gate u..lol it would be funny..but..u do that where i live you would get shot lol..anyway i wanna try it
 
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lol, on my grandmas buick lasabre (sp.), the nozzles are pointed to far up and shoot straight over the roof. its kinda funny i mean hilarious
 
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I HATE when people do that.. expecially after i spnt an hour wash int and iots immaculate..... i give a-holes like u the finger..... tho, it would be funny to be able to give em some payback
 
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Just carry a "super soaker" water gun, lol...
 
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Friend of mine bolted a spare pump with a short hose under his front bumper and mounted a seperate switch to cut it on and off. So when someone sprayed his car (alot of people do that spray thing around here ) he'd cut it on behind em at a stop light and soak their back window. :p
 
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drill them out with a dremmel tool.
 
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Yes there is a resolution to the mist problem, i rerouted my hoses to come out through the grille and bought some connectors that fit inside the hose, witch act like little nozzles and allow the water to shoot up to 10 feet.
 
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wow thats pretty funny...

I'd be pretty pissed, but it would still be kinda funny
 
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I HATE when people do that.. expecially after i spnt an hour wash int and iots immaculate..... i give a-holes like u the finger..... tho, it would be funny to be able to give em some payback
haha yes taht sucks ... i just go infront of them, slam on my brakes and hold down my washer fluid for a few minutes...i dont know if it was here, but someone has a jeep that they turned the nozzle for the rear window to spray backwards...
 
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I just normally go to the McDonalds drive-thru window & spary A LOT of water & turn my wipers as fast as they'll go & it'll fling all over the window...funny junk!

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I have done that before as well, I got the idea from my dad, they used to go up to old folks and ask for directions then spray them halfway through. Not sure how to upgrade, I like Griggs idea though lol!! Blades
 
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haha james bond **** here but not deadly haha.
 
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this is hilariious ive been searching for ways to get back at a holes or just a way to tell people that theyr stupid hahah
 
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I live near the ocean. Of course when it rains there are lots of large puddles to drive through. You watch for some car with their window down and speed through the puddle. Imagine a gallon of water flying through the window. That's why locals drive along the beach with their windows up.
 
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take a small drill bit and drill out the nozzle bores a bit........
 
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Originally Posted by lifted97ranger
take a small drill bit and drill out the nozzle bores a bit........
I disagree! When you Do that it takes away the pressure causeing it not to spray as far. Think about it, when you hold your thumb over a hose it sprays farther, when you take it away it just runs out at the speed of the pump. I once jammed an Awl in my Cars nozzle when it was frozen and after that it just came trickleing out.

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Originally Posted by HAZZARDJOHN
I disagree! When you Do that it takes away the pressure causeing it not to spray as far. Think about it, when you hold your thumb over a hose it sprays farther, when you take it away it just runs out at the speed of the pump. I once jammed an Awl in my Cars nozzle when it was frozen and after that it just came trickleing out.

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good call!
 
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haha yes taht sucks ... i just go infront of them, slam on my brakes and hold down my washer fluid for a few minutes...i dont know if it was here, but someone has a jeep that they turned the nozzle for the rear window to spray backwards...
I knew a girl that did her cherokee like that. It would spray about 6-7ft behind her.
 
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I have seen videos of this on the internet. They drive up to some people on the sidewalk ask for directions then, a little squirt squirt, a laugh, and drive away. Funny for those doing the squirting not that funny watching it on the net.
 
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that is a dumb idea, respect others stuff, if you want to dirty/soak your own more power to ya. if you did it to mine expect something back in return and you wont like it.

ever seen what a receiver hitch can do to a hood/grill?
 
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that is a dumb idea, respect others stuff, if you want to dirty/soak your own more power to ya. if you did it to mine expect something back in return and you wont like it.

ever seen what a receiver hitch can do to a hood/grill?

Posh, did you see what an 88 Oldsmobile did to my rear? I'm near invincible, I tell you.
 
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Originally Posted by b3kbruiser
Posh, did you see what an 88 Oldsmobile did to my rear? I'm near invincible, I tell you.
I see you 88 and Raise you an 83! Want to see what this can Do? LOL


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some of you guys are down right evil...

funny as hell though
 


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