Originally Posted by MudSlanger
Does Wayne have Chuck Norris status or what lol
Chuck Norris used to be named Wayne.
We had to see who would keep the name.
We lined up for a race between the citys of Port O'connor and SeaPort, TX. Its a long flat road. At night you can see oncoming headlights 6 miles ahead. The mosquitos are heavy, but the traffic is non existent.
Chucks car was a GEO Metro. 1.2 liters of light weight fury. He named it the Wayninator.
I had to do something. It was a METRO! so......................................
I pulled the mighty 3.0 Vulcan into my garage. I added underdog pulleys. They were gonna be called Wayne-Pulleys but that name was still undecided pending the outcome of the race. I was realistic, unlike Chucks choice to name his car.
Then the roller rockers and Xcal II tuner went on. The speed limiter was raised to 92 MPH. I changed the plugs, the plug wires, the coil pack.
I was almost ready. We planned a rolling start so traction wasn't an issue.
I removed the carpet, the mirrors, the passenger seat, the spare tire, the tailgate, the water from my windshield fluid reservoir. Other miscellaneous pieces were removed.
I switched to full synthetic oil. Lightweight 5w20 to decrease friction.
I did a full can PM3 treatment (on sale now for for $5.99 at www.underdog-performance.com
The day came. I met him at his ranch outside of Victoria. We played a little on the 40 mile drive to the location. We were testing each other out. He'd accel in his Metro, I catch up in the 3.0 Vulcan. I remembered thinking how "punchy" the Vulcan was after the mods performed. I remember thinking the coastal winds were cold in December and I shouldn't have removed all the glass from the truck to save weight. Keeping the heater box would have been nice also.
We get to the location. We roll to 30 and we go. It was the fiercest battle in my life. After one minute we are neck and neck going approximately 40 MPH. I flinched as a swarm of Texas Mosquitos start pelting me. They hit my forehead and chin. One is slightly inhaled.... the wing is hanging out my nose...... It tickled.
I regrouped and mashed the pedal down. It slips from under my foot....I should have kept the gas pedal attached. I kick off my shoe and push the bar rod down. My foot is bleeding but I perservere. We are going 50 mph. He has a fender on me......... 55 and I'm catching up......... 60 and we are neck and neck......At 65 I'm ahead. By 70 I have passed him and were are both in the same lane.
He shuts the Metro down in defeat.
I pull over and he does the same.
"you are the greatest Wayne there ever was"
I reply- "you will now be Chuck Norris. You will have a long healthy life and will be famous. Other people will fear you. But.....you should never show your face to me. You will have a beard"
Thats pretty much it....except.....I couldn't have done it with out the carbon cleansing ability of PM3 engine tune up!