in case anyone missed my post in beards thread
http://nextround.net/2009/01/16/the-...ing-game/Drink
Every Time Someone Says:
* “Historic”
* “Monumental”
* “Kennedy”
* “Lincoln”
* “Change” (as a noun)
* “Most anticipated inauguration in history”
* The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.
Drink Every Time:
* Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
* You see Oprah crying.
* W glances at his watch.
* You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
* Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
* You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt.
* A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
* Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious *******.
* Someone in the crowd passes out.
* You see a bearded hippie.
* Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign.
* A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism.
Have fun on Tuesday. And don’t blame us when you’ve got a lampshade on your head twenty minutes into the telecast.
inoguration drinking game
