i know that feeling, at school i park on the main oval that is the entrence to school cuz im a senior. and around the oval there are football field, baseball field, 2 soccer fields, and field hockey fields. and a pond 50 yards away from football.

so geese swarm fields and fly over oval, everyone hates them. during spring i have to wash my ranger 1-2 times a week cuz its that bad.

stupid canadians and their geese

 

Tie a cat to your truck, end of story.

 

Cover the mirrors up. I had a problem at home a perverted cardinal would fight itself in the mirrors and decorate my truck so I tied bandana's over my mirrors. Worked great. Dumb bird left scratches on my mirrors though.

 

1st off, just like to say I never heard a dark shadow gray Ranger be referred to as a DSG before, guess I need to catch up with the slang...LOL

I have that same problem in the spring with the red winged black birds. But I have a BIB Ranger .....LOL
They like to look at themselves in the mirror during mating season...either that or they think their reflection is a competing male. I'll have to try Grigg's way to see if that keeps them from coming back.

 

All the Mach 1 owners use slang such as DSG Mach 1, so I assumed all the Ford owners with DSG probably used it.

 

I have an 05 DSG Edge and i've never had a bird **** on it and i use to park under power lines all the time.

 

EASY!! go buy an OWL decoy from lowes or an outdoor store and rig it to your mirror....no more birds!!

 

i got a PMP ranger Partially missing paint lol

 

take a **** in its nest

 

Hey! I'm Canadian, and I hate them stupid birds just as much as the next guy lol All they do is hiss and crap.

 

HAHA!! Yeah but you have to drink some red bull first..."it gives you wings"

 

hahahahhahaha

 

bahahah new sig quotes righ thtere.

 

I see you got it for sale. That is a nice combo, dsg, fx4, 5speed. I was starting to look for something like that a while back but I don't want to loose on mine.

 

Thanks. I hate to sell it, but my wife & I are expecting our first baby in a few weeks and I'd really like to have a truck with a backseat. I've found a Tacoma Double Cab TRD Off-Road that I really like, but I need to move this truck first. Know anyone around our area interested in a Ranger?

 

Ill ask around. I like my truck, I mean its simple, fun to just get in and go and show off in the summer, but I would love to have an extended cab 4x4, espically in a 5 speed. Its ashame, if I didn't already own mine I would probably be all over that for that price

 

I understand. As soon as I saw it at our local Ford dealer, I jumped on it. It's was the first FX4 with a 5 speed I'd seen in person actually.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSex9VxlwI

 

take your cat to work....

 

old thread FTW... so what was the end result?

 

im likeing the sling shot and mouse trap ideas myself

 

Oh the birds LOVE to crap on mine! I think its cause they are blinded by the YELLOW and it freaks em out so the crap! BUT bad thing is, where I work (at the landfill), their crap is toxic (acidic) and will eat the dang paint right off!

 

Yea I have a DWB and I get pooed in to

 

dude....my old truck used to do that

 

Is dat ka from bawston?