did Chuck Norris in drive a ranger?
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into the backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into the backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Originally Posted by HarryTasker
For a while Chuck Norris Drove an F-150.
I am ashamed that some part of my breain is dedicated to remembering anythng on Walker Texas Ranger.
I am ashamed that some part of my breain is dedicated to remembering anythng on Walker Texas Ranger.
the only fords used in the production was as extras cars ( i take that back a reacuring role was Ranger Walt Cobb who was killied in the line of Duty in the last episode a two part finale entitled "the final showdown" and he drove a single cab mid 90s turquoise F-150 but never Walker )
CHUCK NORRIS won the 1983 world series of poker despite holding only
a 3 of clubs - a green # 6 uno card - a get out of jail free card from monopaly- a joker and a king of hearts.
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Originally Posted by country346
dude they never used ford only Gm , Chrysler - not even in a flash back
the only fords used in the production was as extras cars ( i take that back a reacuring role was Ranger Walt Cobb who was killied in the line of Duty in the last episode a two part finale entitled "the final showdown" and he drove a single cab mid 90s turquoise F-150 but never Walker )
CHUCK NORRIS won the 1983 world series of poker despite holding only
a 3 of clubs - a green # 6 uno card - a get out of jail free card from monopaly- a joker and a king of hearts.
the only fords used in the production was as extras cars ( i take that back a reacuring role was Ranger Walt Cobb who was killied in the line of Duty in the last episode a two part finale entitled "the final showdown" and he drove a single cab mid 90s turquoise F-150 but never Walker )
CHUCK NORRIS won the 1983 world series of poker despite holding only
a 3 of clubs - a green # 6 uno card - a get out of jail free card from monopaly- a joker and a king of hearts.
I thought they always used Ford for the bad guys cars, or something like that. However I do know Trevett drove a mustang convertible as his personal car in at least one episode.
~HJ
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