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Chuck Norris thinks he's cool saying he can eat 3 72 oz steaks in 15 minutes. Mr. T laughs at this, because Mr. T does not eat steak... He eats babies.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Ford hasn't redesigned the Ford Ranger because Chuck Norris designed it. They don't want to **** off Chuck.
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His GMC had strobes too. at least in the headlights.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a mans head off and it flew around the earth and landed back on the guys neck in under a split second. Nobody knew what happened, except God and Chuck Norris.
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I a fight a long long time ago with a legendry monster Chuck Norris lost his left ********. Today we call that ******** the moon.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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chuck norris doesn't have hair on his *****.. hair can't grow on steel.

when chuck norris jumped into the ocean he didn't get wet, the ocean got chuck norris'd
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are composed primarily of an element known only as Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a vehicle, he gets in, sits down and the earth moves beneath him.
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Chuck Norris is god
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"In early episodes, Ranger Walker drove a GMC Sierra truck, and in later episodes, he drove a Dodge Ram, which was outfitted with "Hide-A-Way" strobe lights in its headlights and tail lights.
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Chuch norris for president!
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People invented the automobile to escape chuck norris. In return chuck norris invented the automobile accident.

Chuck norris can slam a revolving doors
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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the dinosaurs looked at chuck norris the wrong way once... once.

Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.

Chuck Norris is the creator of myspace. He made the site just to make a list of everybody that he wants to kill.

The wood chuck didn't in fact chuck any wood because Chuck Norris kicked its *** for having the same name.

All 99 of Jay-Z's problems are Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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ok thx, its been so long since ive seen that show on TV
Being that I am from Dallas, I have had a few run in's with those two trucks. One was a 92 GMC 4x4 Ext cab, and the other one was a 97 or 98 Dodge Ram 4x4.
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# After Walker got a Dodge truck, the "bad" characters began using GMC models of cars, while the "good" characters used Dodges or Chryslers.
# KC HiLiTES can be seen on Walker's pickup truck.
# Songwriter Tirk Wilder penned the theme song "Eyes of a Ranger," performed by Norris. Guest star Lila McCann sings the song in the episode of the same name.
# The series was filmed on location in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. Local residents were frequently used as extras, and some even had speaking roles.
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"In early episodes, Ranger Walker drove a GMC Sierra truck, and in later episodes, he drove a Dodge Ram, which was outfitted with "Hide-A-Way" strobe lights in its headlights and tail lights.
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closest one yet but here was the lineup

In the first season He drove a Light blue 89 Chevorlet ext Cab 4x4 with Wagon wheels - Black stepsides - grille gaurd and roll bar with 2 kc lights
and in grile police lights red and blue in color . No reason for change

From the 2nd season to i think the 4th he drove a dark Grey 90 ext Cab GMC
4x4 with the same black accesories minus the police light s they changed to the police strobes in the head and tail lights . This truck was totaled in the begining of the fourt season in a 2 part seaon premier when a drug dealer put a hit out on Walker & Trivette and the thug booby traped the brakes and acelarator to stick and they totaled it .

4-6 season he drove a Drift wood Grey 1995 Dodge Club Cab 4x4 with ionix Bull bar - Sidesteps - & rolbar with mopar 4x6 lights . with stobes until 1998 when they cam out with the new 4 door Club Cab and he used that but untrained eye would not notice . Funny Fact Dodge Got so many request for the truck from Walker Texas Ranger they built had a option offerd From 98-2001 for the extended cab Ram 4x4 called the OffRoadster package that looked just like his truck .

In one flash back he drove a 2wd maroon extended cab Chevy .
And in another he drove an light tan El Camino

Guns as fallows
1-2 Sig Sauer 220 45ACP
2-3 Smith & Wesson 29 Combat 44 magnum
3-5 Limited Edition Ionix Beretta 92FS 9MM
5-6 Smith & Wesson Recon 9MM
-6 Custom Goverment Frame 1911 45ACP So many custom jobs hard to tell them apart unles you see the name
1-6 often carried a Remington 870 Marine Magnum with sidesaddle shell holder and speed feed stocks

I know all this because every saterday night my eyes were glued to WALKER TEXAS RANGER he was and still is my hero

Chuck norris is the reason waldo is in hidding
some poeple wear super man pjs super man wears chuck norris pajamas
when bruce banner gets mad he turn into the hulk , when the hulk get pissed he turns into chuck norris

i know im a total dork but its cool with me

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Chuck Norris is the only man that can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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