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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling corn that sometimes it just needs to lay the f*** down
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one!
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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chuck norris once had sex with nicole kidman and 3 months later, she prematurely gave birth to a ford excursion
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^ bringing up a 34 month old thread FTL !
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haha you cant kill such a great thread though!
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Chuck Norris threads dont die... They wait.
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chuck norris is the man.
FAIL

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Chuck Norris threads dont die... They wait.
omg...


now, back to the thread and the purpose of chuck norris... this is a t-shirt i am trying to source to buy

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they once made chuck norris toilet paper but there was a problem it wouldnt take **** from anyone

chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

If by some incredible space-time paradox chuck norris would ever fight himself he'd win........Period
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omg...


now, back to the thread and the purpose of chuck norris... this is a t-shirt i am trying to source to buy

dude your just mad because chuck norris wasnt one of those canadian mountie dudes
here in the U.S.-of-A. hes a american hero
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dude your just mad because chuck norris wasnt one of those canadian mountie dudes
here in the U.S.-of-A. hes a american hero
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youll have to do better than that chuck norris can round way more than 725 face palms
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Thats just wrong in so many ways
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some people wear superman jammies to bed.. superman wears chuck norris jammies to bed
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"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer"
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, the earth moves down.
Maybe thats whats causing our global warming.
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OMG. that epic facepalm pic was awsome. i had to squint cuz it looks like a magic eye but i saw it.
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weezl, you always have, and always will be...
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i think you mean "weezl, you always have BEEN, and always will be A..."

weezl you always have, and always will be giant douche dosen't quite make sense

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i think you mean "weezl, you always have BEEN, and always will be A..."

weezl you always have, and always will be giant douche dosen't quite make sense

No, "you always have, and all always will be" makes perfect sense.

EDIT: I was wondering when you were going to catch it...

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lol, tom, you make me laugh today!
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I know...
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People invented the automobile to escape chuck norris. In return chuck norris invented the automobile accident.

Chuck norris can slam a revolving doors
I slammed a revolving door once... no BS... lol
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