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did Chuck Norris in drive a ranger?
in the show walker, texes ranger, did chuck norris drive a ranger?
 
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WTF? No, he drove a dodge ram.....
 
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WTF? No, he drove a dodge ram.....

LoL, and I think he had a Chevy before the ram. I know he drove two different trucks (dont ask me why I know this).
 
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ok thx, its been so long since ive seen that show on TV
 
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LoL, and I think he had a Chevy before the ram. I know he drove two different trucks (dont ask me why I know this).
Close enough, it was a GMC....
 
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ok thx, its been so long since ive seen that show on TV
Yeah, its cool, I just couldn't tell if you were being serious or not...lol.
 
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
 
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Is there anything Chuck can't do? LOL...
 
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
 
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Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard.... its another fist.
 
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, the earth moves down.
 
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In keeping with the political theme of the day:

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
 
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Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer. tobad he never crys
 
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Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer. tobad he never crys
LMAO....

This thread is making my day...
 
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Chuck Norris does not love Raymond
 
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Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
 
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chuck norris is the man.
 
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
 
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chuck norris was not birthed like normal humans, instead he round house kicked his way out
 
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
 
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anyone have a pic of them?
 
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If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you might die soon.
 
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Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
 
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Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
 
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Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
 
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