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I hate this website.

Here's a few reasons why:

1. I have to look at my unaltered ranger everyday and hang my head in shame because It's completely stock.

2. I now talk about this website constantly to people who otherwise could give a sh*t less about Ford rangers, making me look stupid.

3. I now look at EVERY SINGLE DAMN ranger in town wondering what has been done to it.

4. I once used to have complete thoughts in my head, now when I am trying to think about important things all that pops into my head is 3.slow, 7.5, 3.73 open, underdog pulleys, bigger tires, tinted windows, OHC, 5R44E, should I lift or should I drop. See, this site is literally making me more stupid.

5. I wasn't really happy with the sound of the stock 6X8 speakers in the door but didn't mess with it because I thought removing the panel would be a pain in the ***. Found on here that It is actually pretty easy. Long story short I lost the screws and broke off a clip, So now I am driving around paneless and no way of rolling down my window. Thanks ranger-forums

6. I go to my truck open the hood, close both of my eyes and point my chubby little finger randomly at a part of the engine write down where I found it, come on ranger-forums to see if I can find out what it is. I officially have went into ra-tard mode.

7. I went into the tire store the other day to look at hopefully my future tires. I walked in spoke to nobody looked at tires and left. <----- Who does that?

8. In the past two weeks I have pointed out three Ford Rangers in tv shows/movies out loud in front of friends and family. They just looked at me with this blank stare on their faces, I had no explanation.

9. I now go to youtube.com and type in "ford ranger." Watch 20 minutes of videos for no reason, knowing I will never get that 20 minutes of my life back.

10. Last and probably the worst thing of all....ranger-forums.com has overtaken **** time.
I'm not a man anymore...

So thank you ranger-forums for making me hate my Ranger, not being able to complete simple thoughts, shouting out random ford sighting during movie time, making me paneless, and also for interrupting "happy time."
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OMFG, LMFAO... I'm literally laughing so hard I'm crying....funniest damn thing I've ever read... hahahahahahahahahahaha. Best thread ever started, hands down.
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Here's a few reasons why:

1. I have to look at my unaltered ranger everyday and hang my head in shame because It's completely stock.

been there done that. its seem way more worth it when you finally do something

2. I now talk about this website constantly to people who otherwise could give a sh*t less about Ford rangers, making me look stupid.

lol i do the same way to my friends. but they dont mind.

3. I now look at EVERY SINGLE DAMN ranger in town wondering what has been done to it.

sounds like you caught the R/F bug now lol i do that always. espically if its modded in a parking lot. i go up to it and see if i can find out what all is done

4. I once used to have complete thoughts in my head, now when I am trying to think about important things all that pops into my head is 3.slow, 7.5, 3.73 open, underdog pulleys, bigger tires, tinted windows, OHC, 5R44E, should I lift or should I drop. See, this site is literally making me more stupid.

welcome to my everyday lol or my used to be everyday

5. I wasn't really happy with the sound of the stock 6X8 speakers in the door but didn't mess with it because I thought removing the panel would be a pain in the ***. Found on here that It is actually pretty easy. Long story short I lost the screws and broke off a clip, So now I am driving around paneless and no way of rolling down my window. Thanks ranger-forums

lol my best friend worked at a body shop so he does that stuff for me lol

6. I go to my truck open the hood, close both of my eyes and point my chubby little finger randomly at a part of the engine write down where I found it, come on ranger-forums to see if I can find out what it is. I officially have went into ra-tard mode.

lol its the best way to learn

7. I went into the tire store the other day to look at hopefully my future tires. I walked in spoke to nobody looked at tires and left. <----- Who does that?

i do. i still do it even after i bought my tires lol

8. In the past two weeks I have pointed out three Ford Rangers in tv shows/movies out loud in front of friends and family. They just looked at me with this blank stare on their faces, I had no explanation.

i do this all the time with my friends. ill even tell what Gen it is lol

9. I now go to youtube.com and type in "ford ranger." Watch 20 minutes of videos for no reason, knowing I will never get that 20 minutes of my life back.

tell me about it... i think ive seen them all lol

10. Last and probably the worst thing of all....ranger-forums.com has overtaken **** time.
I'm not a man anymore...

not good man. always make time for your Happy time

So thank you ranger-forums for making me hate my Ranger, not being able to complete simple thoughts, shouting out random ford sighting during movie time, making me paneless, and also for interrupting "happy time."
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This is just ****ing hilarious lol.
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Haha Funny yet also true for the most part lol
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Here's a few reasons why:

1. I have to look at my unaltered ranger everyday and hang my head in shame because It's completely stock.

2. I now talk about this website constantly to people who otherwise could give a sh*t less about Ford rangers, making me look stupid.

3. I now look at EVERY SINGLE DAMN ranger in town wondering what has been done to it.

4. I once used to have complete thoughts in my head, now when I am trying to think about important things all that pops into my head is 3.slow, 7.5, 3.73 open, underdog pulleys, bigger tires, tinted windows, OHC, 5R44E, should I lift or should I drop. See, this site is literally making me more stupid.

5. I wasn't really happy with the sound of the stock 6X8 speakers in the door but didn't mess with it because I thought removing the panel would be a pain in the ***. Found on here that It is actually pretty easy. Long story short I lost the screws and broke off a clip, So now I am driving around paneless and no way of rolling down my window. Thanks ranger-forums

6. I go to my truck open the hood, close both of my eyes and point my chubby little finger randomly at a part of the engine write down where I found it, come on ranger-forums to see if I can find out what it is. I officially have went into ra-tard mode.

7. I went into the tire store the other day to look at hopefully my future tires. I walked in spoke to nobody looked at tires and left. <----- Who does that?

8. In the past two weeks I have pointed out three Ford Rangers in tv shows/movies out loud in front of friends and family. They just looked at me with this blank stare on their faces, I had no explanation.

9. I now go to youtube.com and type in "ford ranger." Watch 20 minutes of videos for no reason, knowing I will never get that 20 minutes of my life back.

10. Last and probably the worst thing of all....ranger-forums.com has overtaken **** time.
I'm not a man anymore...

So thank you ranger-forums for making me hate my Ranger, not being able to complete simple thoughts, shouting out random ford sighting during movie time, making me paneless, and also for interrupting "happy time."

HAHAHAHA!!! Congrats! Probably one of the funniest things I've read on here about here! Judging by the thread title, I thought it was going to be totally the opposite of what it really was. HAHA.
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I think he has taken too many tabs.
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Here's a few reasons why:

1. I have to look at my unaltered ranger everyday and hang my head in shame because It's completely stock.

2. I now talk about this website constantly to people who otherwise could give a sh*t less about Ford rangers, making me look stupid.

3. I now look at EVERY SINGLE DAMN ranger in town wondering what has been done to it.

4. I once used to have complete thoughts in my head, now when I am trying to think about important things all that pops into my head is 3.slow, 7.5, 3.73 open, underdog pulleys, bigger tires, tinted windows, OHC, 5R44E, should I lift or should I drop. See, this site is literally making me more stupid.

5. I wasn't really happy with the sound of the stock 6X8 speakers in the door but didn't mess with it because I thought removing the panel would be a pain in the ***. Found on here that It is actually pretty easy. Long story short I lost the screws and broke off a clip, So now I am driving around paneless and no way of rolling down my window. Thanks ranger-forums

6. I go to my truck open the hood, close both of my eyes and point my chubby little finger randomly at a part of the engine write down where I found it, come on ranger-forums to see if I can find out what it is. I officially have went into ra-tard mode.

7. I went into the tire store the other day to look at hopefully my future tires. I walked in spoke to nobody looked at tires and left. <----- Who does that?

8. In the past two weeks I have pointed out three Ford Rangers in tv shows/movies out loud in front of friends and family. They just looked at me with this blank stare on their faces, I had no explanation.

9. I now go to youtube.com and type in "ford ranger." Watch 20 minutes of videos for no reason, knowing I will never get that 20 minutes of my life back.

10. Last and probably the worst thing of all....ranger-forums.com has overtaken **** time.
I'm not a man anymore...

So thank you ranger-forums for making me hate my Ranger, not being able to complete simple thoughts, shouting out random ford sighting during movie time, making me paneless, and also for interrupting "happy time."


So true and accurate! Perfect description of R-F and how it has messed with many of us!
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9 and 10 made my night... especially 9. that is awsome... you diserve the full spelling my frined... laugh out loud!
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HAHAHHAA funny **** man
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD?!?!

Oh jeeze this is so true.. *goes and shows the girlfreind*
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Well I'm glad I got a few good laughs out of this.

In all seriousness this is a pretty damn good site. I will be posting pictures of my Ranger later today to get some opinions on what I should do to it.
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Here's a few reasons why:

1. I have to look at my unaltered ranger everyday and hang my head in shame because It's completely stock.

2. I now talk about this website constantly to people who otherwise could give a sh*t less about Ford rangers, making me look stupid.

3. I now look at EVERY SINGLE DAMN ranger in town wondering what has been done to it.

4. I once used to have complete thoughts in my head, now when I am trying to think about important things all that pops into my head is 3.slow, 7.5, 3.73 open, underdog pulleys, bigger tires, tinted windows, OHC, 5R44E, should I lift or should I drop. See, this site is literally making me more stupid.

5. I wasn't really happy with the sound of the stock 6X8 speakers in the door but didn't mess with it because I thought removing the panel would be a pain in the ***. Found on here that It is actually pretty easy. Long story short I lost the screws and broke off a clip, So now I am driving around paneless and no way of rolling down my window. Thanks ranger-forums

6. I go to my truck open the hood, close both of my eyes and point my chubby little finger randomly at a part of the engine write down where I found it, come on ranger-forums to see if I can find out what it is. I officially have went into ra-tard mode.

7. I went into the tire store the other day to look at hopefully my future tires. I walked in spoke to nobody looked at tires and left. <----- Who does that?

8. In the past two weeks I have pointed out three Ford Rangers in tv shows/movies out loud in front of friends and family. They just looked at me with this blank stare on their faces, I had no explanation.

9. I now go to youtube.com and type in "ford ranger." Watch 20 minutes of videos for no reason, knowing I will never get that 20 minutes of my life back.

10. Last and probably the worst thing of all....ranger-forums.com has overtaken **** time.
I'm not a man anymore...

So thank you ranger-forums for making me hate my Ranger, not being able to complete simple thoughts, shouting out random ford sighting during movie time, making me paneless, and also for interrupting "happy time."
holy ****ing **** dude, ranger-forums has done the EXACT same thing to me. lol word for word exact. wow im truely amazed right now...... R-F
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is he serious?

I don't have enough time to do/think anything about my truck cept putting gas in it. She's a Dirty Gurl now. haha
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