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tjf0288 08-17-2007 10:21 PM

THe best anti-theft system for free is to already have been thefted (defined as: already stolen broken into). Think about it, if it is anti-theft, then the original action must be thefted.

-TJ

mazda98 08-17-2007 10:24 PM

you farted and no one wants to come around you,there for your safe lol,sorry man had to,realy i would like to know,whats the beef???

jtslmn720 08-17-2007 10:27 PM

the police put a wheel lock on your truck because you havent made the payment in 2 years

Needforspeed3685 08-17-2007 11:02 PM

I bet it is either the fuel pump inertia switch, ignition lock cylinder, or PATS system related.

Brit-ranger 08-17-2007 11:13 PM

dont worry about it, you lease it.

evnmn3 08-17-2007 11:33 PM

its ugly?

r0ng5 08-17-2007 11:38 PM


Originally Posted by evnmn3
its ugly?

hahah.

Redneckstone 08-17-2007 11:47 PM

kill switch... mine was free....

outdoorsman 08-18-2007 12:23 AM

dead body on the front seat............yeah I'm freaking serious, I'm not joking!

D. 08-18-2007 01:12 AM


Originally Posted by RanJerEDGE
trunk monkey?

CLOSE!

Naturally Aspirated 08-18-2007 01:31 AM


Originally Posted by D.
CLOSE!

trunk mean ass dog?

AgPete139 08-18-2007 02:16 AM

This thread is becoming really f**king stupid...

Guessing the correct answer for this thread is like winning the Special Olympics...it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, you are still retarded!


Originally Posted by RanJerEDGE
trunk monkey?

But ha...yea, those ARE entertaining commercials...



Originally Posted by dave01978
took a crap on the door handles?

Don't joke...I had an ex gf stuff dog feces in my door handles (yes, I touched it unknowingly), smeared/streaked the passenger side with it (from "Ranger" to the rear wheel well), and clumped some more on my frame rails!

Yes, guys...that IS true...Moral of this response: Don't bring another woman you are talking to home with you to hang out...especially when your psycho gf makes a spare key of your house without you knowing...

citytricker 08-18-2007 03:44 AM

you left a dead fish in the truck

Cody_288 08-18-2007 08:57 AM

I guess we'll never find out.

Rooks 08-18-2007 10:41 AM

Welded your doors shut and forgot to take out the windows?

flomaster 08-18-2007 10:43 AM

I am actually very pissed off reading this thread. it never should have been started and since it has been. the answer should have been revealed shortly after the post was started.

FMD 08-18-2007 10:48 AM

ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.

jtslmn720 08-18-2007 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by flomaster
I am actually very pissed off reading this thread. it never should have been started and since it has been. the answer should have been revealed shortly after the post was started.

:stupid:

7. Post Whoring - Please do not post for the sake of posting. People will enjoy a good joke, but a post with no meaning or interesting content is a waste of resources and other people's time. If you want to just blab about nothing, do it somewhere else.

Rooks 08-18-2007 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by FMD
ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.

HEY! I had the same thing happen to me.

For future reference if the dealer didn't tell you can get around it, but turning the key to start, but not starting the truck, putting it in neutral, then starting the truck.

Never did figure out what "switch" they were talking about, but it wasn't an expensive fix.

RanJerEDGE 08-18-2007 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by FMD
ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.

it still could have been pulled on to a flatbed, so it still could have been stolen

KARPE 08-18-2007 12:54 PM

Bees?


...oh it's too late to keep guessing? Screw that I'm not ready to stop

mr_malina 08-18-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by FMD
ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.

lame....I was expecting something cool.

SteveOh 08-18-2007 02:29 PM

And i thought i was the post.picture whore...lol guess i have been beat...

Red_Ak_Ranger 08-18-2007 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by Captain Obvious
And i thought i was the post.picture whore...lol guess i have been beat...


Nooo. You got ***** slapped after a while. FMD is walking the thin line.

Machine090767 08-18-2007 02:32 PM

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