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THe best anti-theft system for free is to already have been thefted (defined as: already stolen broken into). Think about it, if it is anti-theft, then the original action must be thefted.

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you farted and no one wants to come around you,there for your safe lol,sorry man had to,realy i would like to know,whats the beef???
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the police put a wheel lock on your truck because you havent made the payment in 2 years
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I bet it is either the fuel pump inertia switch, ignition lock cylinder, or PATS system related.
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dont worry about it, you lease it.
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its ugly?
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hahah.
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kill switch... mine was free....
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dead body on the front seat............yeah I'm freaking serious, I'm not joking!
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trunk monkey?
CLOSE!
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trunk mean *** dog?
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This thread is becoming really f**king stupid...

Guessing the correct answer for this thread is like winning the Special Olympics...it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, you are still retarded!

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trunk monkey?
But ha...yea, those ARE entertaining commercials...


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took a crap on the door handles?
Don't joke...I had an ex gf stuff dog feces in my door handles (yes, I touched it unknowingly), smeared/streaked the passenger side with it (from "Ranger" to the rear wheel well), and clumped some more on my frame rails!

Yes, guys...that IS true...Moral of this response: Don't bring another woman you are talking to home with you to hang out...especially when your psycho gf makes a spare key of your house without you knowing...
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you left a dead fish in the truck
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I guess we'll never find out.
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Welded your doors shut and forgot to take out the windows?
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I am actually very pissed off reading this thread. it never should have been started and since it has been. the answer should have been revealed shortly after the post was started.
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ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.
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I am actually very pissed off reading this thread. it never should have been started and since it has been. the answer should have been revealed shortly after the post was started.

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ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.
HEY! I had the same thing happen to me.

For future reference if the dealer didn't tell you can get around it, but turning the key to start, but not starting the truck, putting it in neutral, then starting the truck.

Never did figure out what "switch" they were talking about, but it wasn't an expensive fix.
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ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.
it still could have been pulled on to a flatbed, so it still could have been stolen
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Bees?


...oh it's too late to keep guessing? Screw that I'm not ready to stop
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ya, but i went to bed and never thought it would get this long.

the answer is: truck wouldnt shift out of park regardless of what ya did. took to dealer this am, turned out to be some kind of switch or something.
lame....I was expecting something cool.
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And i thought i was the post.picture *****...lol guess i have been beat...
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And i thought i was the post.picture *****...lol guess i have been beat...

Nooo. You got ***** slapped after a while. FMD is walking the thin line.
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