I call my beater truck "Anger". The tag says ANGERY. You would have to see and hear the truck to understand.

 

Actually I thought of a better one.

Knuckle Buster.

 

the ole tonka toy

 

The Backroads Bomber - Due to me tending to drive a little too fast on gravel roads.

Then of course, the usual
"Piece of S**t" when she doesnt want to start in the -4 degree weather.

 

Hahaha, you're tellin me.

"I drive a Mazda B-4000"
"Whats that, like, a minivan?"

 

My trucks nickname is "desert dog", but sometimes I'll call it the "FDRanger"

 

I know,I'll even go to the parts store and specifically order parts for a 2002 Ranger XLT 4x4 instead of a Mazda. And the Ford dealer looks at me weird when I bring my truck in.

 

I named mine Trigger. I got that from Smokey and the Bandit.

 

The Painger...... LOL j/k its the Night Crawler.

 

Smoky and the Bandit FTMFW!

 

Big Bird

 

LOL i love it! you coming to the branson meet ?

 

kinda corny but, Silver Bullet or Tha Ranger

 

HA!! didn't know there was one i'll have to read up on it!! Thanks fer lettin me know!!

 

its in my sig///

 

every body calls mine "Danger" haha how common is that

 

LOL yeah, the mechanics are like WTF mate?

 

I usually call mine the rogue stallion. Before it was painted it was the flying duchman.

 

pimp *** truck
pimp-mobile
some of my friends call it the beaner-mobile
the beast
the ranger

 

Ford mechanic:

"oh no,not another one of them rotary trucks!"


Funny story about our local Ford dealer.

When I had my 88 RX7, it was a GX base model. Non turbo,no power options and no power steering. When I bought it, I took it home and began to fix little things with it before I took it in for a safety and emissions inspection. I did an oil change right before I took it to the garage and dropped it off.

I got a call back a couple hours later from the Ford dealer telling me they inspected the car and it failed because they couldn't start it and also said I had a leak in my power steering pump.

Hmm,that's funny. That car didn't even have power steering to begin with,so how could my pump be leaking? When I showed up I asked the mechanic to show me this leak and he points down to the steering rack,which is most obviously a manual rack & pinion rack without a pump,belt and pulley or any lines in slight, yet there's a slight dribble of oil down the side of the engine block and onto the steering rack.

Well,that "power steering fluid leak" was actually just some oil that I had spilled while refilling the engine oil and it dripped down the side of the engine onto the steering rack.

Then he said "we couldn't get the car to start. it cranks,but wont fire." I was like "well you flooded it." So I go and take a spark plug out and crank it over a couple times and put the plug back in and start it up and had it running no problem and the guy was like .

Pretty funny when a 17 yr old kid tells a licenced mechanic that the car doesnt have power steering and has to start the car for him. LOL

 

I usually call it "mine". As in, " We'll take MINE."

 

^ Owned. Well done!

 

Jorge.

 

My hot rod

The Brown Beast

The Tank

and on those wonderful days....

the turd

 

Pos