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never give a ricer a truck.....


lifts are like *****....you can only go so big before they look horrible
 
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^^^ i seriously lol'd
 
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Originally Posted by TheStig88
never give a ricer a truck.....


lifts are like *****....you can only go so big before they look horrible
No true! Giant lifts can look good but it depends on what truck and the design. That one was garbage. But others not so much.
 
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That thing looks terrible......It's overkill...
 
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Nevermind the fat chicks............what about short people or the general public for that matter.....LOL

Seems pointless other then to be a show truck. I'd hate to get in and out of that....and I'm 6'4".
 
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I bet it wouldn't look too bad if you let the airbags down some. Still stupid tho.
 
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Originally Posted by 98liftedranger
No you don't, fat chicks don't like it.

I was driving across town one day. A car with 3 fat chicks pulled up and one got out. I thought she was going to come up to me. She stopped in the back of the truck and started to jump up and down. It was rather comically.

And it was also funny to see people reading it when they pull up behind me then laugh.
I keep the braker bar tucked in the center seatbelt loop between the passenger and driver seat with the short end under the flip up center piece.


I've had two people walk up to my window at lights. One was my fault, but unintentional. The other was the guy's own jackassery. Either way, I take road rage against me very seriously. Next person to walk up to my truck in a threatening manner after following me for miles is going to get a braker bar across the face, then I'm going to tare out, and call 911 to tell them that an ambulance is needed because someone is lying unconscious in the road.

If I get a CCW, and they do it with a weapon (one guy came with a short baseball bat) the call will be for an ambulance, be sure there is a body bag in it.
 
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Originally Posted by 98liftedranger
No true! Giant lifts can look good but it depends on what truck and the design. That one was garbage. But others not so much.
If it doesnt look practical or useful, then I dont like it. Function > Form
 
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No way I'd run it. looks like poo imo.
 
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No Thank You.
 
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Originally Posted by jeweler54
should've thrown her a donut... that would shut her up...
lulz

lifts are like *****....you can only go so big before they look horrible
agreed. on the lifts part
 
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yeah,that truck is/was rather a little overkill. Can you imagine how easy that thing would be to roll over?
 
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That truck's about as cool as AIDS.
 
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Yeah a mod changed it
 
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Interesting the title was changed but the "Fat chicks can't jump" bumper sticker pics remain lol...
 
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Because, no matter how shocking or apalling the truth is, it's still the truth. lol
 
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^^^ LOL nice
 
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hahahah
 
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To tall for me
 
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its ugly.... i have another pic of it for you

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Originally Posted by TheStig88
never give a ricer a truck.....


lifts are like *****....you can only go so big before they look horrible
That statement is 100% true, haha That truck is over lifted!
 
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fat chicks give the best dome, plus they have to be good cuz thats all they got going
 
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hes over on DezertRangers he parted it out, and making it into a prerunner now..but havent seen an update on his thread in a while
 
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it looks like a giant donk.
 
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Originally Posted by 06fx4jb83
fat chicks give the best dome, plus they have to be good cuz thats all they got going

Hmm,so that's why they love sausage rolls so much.
 
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