So a tree branch blew off and hit my truck today. Not too happy about that. All i had was my cell phone so the only pic woth a damn is this one down there.

Damage isnt BAD, but it dented the door around the windshield frame, scratched the roof, fender, hood, left mirror, cowl panel, cab side and bed on the way down.

Took it to a shop for an estimate, but hey, comprehensive insurance comes in handy so itll get taken care of one way or another. Sure sucks to have a tree branch all and hit 7(!) body panels on the way down. I should take it home and hang that big *** branch on the wall.

 

burn it half way...put it out then burn it a lil more...put it out, then cut it up and make tooth picks out of it.

 

Maybe i should burn it a little bit.... then leave it in the gutter as a message to other trees.

 

LOL Make it suffer! Damn terrorists tree branches.

 

buy a arb bumper and ram that tree tomorrow or bring your trusty chainsaw and cut that dam ol tree down then your trusty 5 gallon's of diesel and light it on up ha thatl show them old trees who's boss!

 

If it produced nuts or berries... I'd cut them off.

 

lol why you cut the nuts and berries then while their on the ground its gonna make more trees to continue the smashing of other beautiful ford vehicles!!

 

To make it worse, its a Jacaranda tree. I guess it hears all the crap i talk about its stupid purple flowers that make a mess all spring.

I should take a dump under it tomorrow. Wait, itll just grow larger if i do that.

 

because it leave dents and **** on your vehicle

 

Don't let them fall on the ground. Collect them in a bucket and burn them in acid or something. Would you like it if someone cut off your nuts and submerged them in acid?