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^^

Shane RF
Marie RF
Jason RF
Trent RF


hahahahahah
 
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You know you drive a Ranger when you call Shane and Marie absolutely BLASTED at a college party, while hooking up with a girl, just to make fun of them and tell them how drunk you are and to tell Marie that she drives a Grab-Her Orange Ranger.
 
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^^^ ROFL. My phone is like that between here and MazdaBscene.

Actually, more of my contacts are from here and Bscene than friends/family LOL
 
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you know you drive a ranger when
you have a file folder dedicated to the pictures of your ranger and separate ones for your friends
when you think your need to do mod list is getting shorter then you think of more mods
when you finally accept that your never going to get your mod list done because you keep finding more mods
when the back ground on your computer and your phone are of rangers
when your class mates call rf ranger ****
 
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When I cop pulls you over and asks you how much you paid for it, and tells you he's not going to impound it becuase its to nice.
 
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when driving on the interstate you put dents in the floor from mashing the pedal down so hard to go faster, even though you know nothing will happen.

when after a good day of wheelin, your ranger ends up pukin just about every fluid.
 
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when a civic pulls up next to you and you laugh at all the cheasy chrome they have stuck on it
 
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when a civic pulls up next to you and you laugh at all the cheasy chrome they have stuck on it
Dude, i've done that to rangers!
 
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then add it to the list... lol
 
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You know you drove a Ranger, when you still look at it in the driveway next to your nice new to you F250 and say "god I miss that truck"

Or, when your boss makes some mini trucking joke, you say "I used to drive a Ranger man, what the hell..." and the reply is "Rangers fall under a category that's different... they aren't gay like Toyota's or Nissan's, at least a Ranger is truly a truck"
 
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when you think your truck looks better covered in mud.
 
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when you think your truck looks better covered in mud.
definitely. Gotta get the right mud/giant puddle splash pattern and then I leave it there for weeks lol, partly because of laziness, mostly cuz my current paint sucks and mud just looks cooler.
 
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i like all of these
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Originally Posted by flatblack96
definitely. Gotta get the right mud/giant puddle splash pattern and then I leave it there for weeks lol, partly because of laziness, mostly cuz my current paint sucks and mud just looks cooler.

Maybe instead of camo paint or vinyl, we should make mud splash pattern paintjobs and vinyl lol
 
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Originally Posted by Goodysgotacuda
you wish a fx4 L2 would roll and be left overnight in front of your house...oh the possibilities!

Hahahahahhahaha. This is my favorite one
 
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when the back ground on your computer and your phone are of rangers

haha guilty of both.
 
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Originally Posted by kyle12201
when the back ground on your computer and your phone are of rangers

haha guilty of both.
When you're on your girlfriends laptop more then she is, and you change her background to a picture of Beards truck submerged in icy mud.
 

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When the only time the neighbors see you is with a camera in your hand taking pics of the truck.

When you've just squeezed the trigger on the drill during your latest mod, and think "There's no going back now..."
 
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When you write on your calendar (that everybody can see): Got my Ranger for a year now! wahoo!!
 
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When you write on your calendar (that everybody can see): Got my Ranger for a year now! wahoo!!
amen!
 
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you know you drive a Ranger when you always see other Ranger drivers (even if they're bone stock), check out your truck as you pass by.

I particularly notice other Mazda drivers give my truck a good look over.
 
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Originally Posted by 99MazdaB4000
You know you drive a Ranger when you call Shane and Marie absolutely BLASTED at a college party, while hooking up with a girl, just to make fun of them and tell them how drunk you are and to tell Marie that she drives a Grab-Her Orange Ranger.
HAHAHAHA. It was epically halarious of a phone call. lol.
 
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You know you own a ranger when you talk dirty to rusty bed bed bolts then when its all said and done let out a sigh of relief
 
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when youre at pepboys looking at lights and the gf sees some hella off-road lights and says, "those are hella good lights"
 
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^ is she blonde? lol
 


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