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Old Nov 18, 2006
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Kind of evil really

On my 1994 B3000, sometimes when I get really bored I'll twist my windshield wiper nozzles to side and squirt people as I drive by... Only problem is that the spray is very misty and not very long range, and ideas on maybe making a new nozzle that shoots further?
 
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Old Nov 18, 2006
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hahahaha
 
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Old Nov 18, 2006
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lmao dude i want that too!...lol especially when the ***** tail gate u..lol it would be funny..but..u do that where i live you would get shot lol..anyway i wanna try it
 
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Old Nov 18, 2006
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lol, on my grandmas buick lasabre (sp.), the nozzles are pointed to far up and shoot straight over the roof. its kinda funny i mean hilarious
 
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Old Nov 18, 2006
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I HATE when people do that.. expecially after i spnt an hour wash int and iots immaculate..... i give a-holes like u the finger..... tho, it would be funny to be able to give em some payback
 
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Old Nov 18, 2006
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Just carry a "super soaker" water gun, lol...
 
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Old Nov 18, 2006
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Friend of mine bolted a spare pump with a short hose under his front bumper and mounted a seperate switch to cut it on and off. So when someone sprayed his car (alot of people do that spray thing around here ) he'd cut it on behind em at a stop light and soak their back window. :p
 
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Old Nov 19, 2006
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drill them out with a dremmel tool.
 
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Old Nov 19, 2006
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Yes there is a resolution to the mist problem, i rerouted my hoses to come out through the grille and bought some connectors that fit inside the hose, witch act like little nozzles and allow the water to shoot up to 10 feet.
 
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Old Nov 19, 2006
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wow thats pretty funny...

I'd be pretty pissed, but it would still be kinda funny
 
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Old Nov 19, 2006
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Originally Posted by FMD
I HATE when people do that.. expecially after i spnt an hour wash int and iots immaculate..... i give a-holes like u the finger..... tho, it would be funny to be able to give em some payback
haha yes taht sucks ... i just go infront of them, slam on my brakes and hold down my washer fluid for a few minutes...i dont know if it was here, but someone has a jeep that they turned the nozzle for the rear window to spray backwards...
 
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Old Nov 19, 2006
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I just normally go to the McDonalds drive-thru window & spary A LOT of water & turn my wipers as fast as they'll go & it'll fling all over the window...funny junk!

Brenton
 
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Old Nov 19, 2006
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I have done that before as well, I got the idea from my dad, they used to go up to old folks and ask for directions then spray them halfway through. Not sure how to upgrade, I like Griggs idea though lol!! Blades
 
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Old Nov 19, 2006
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haha james bond **** here but not deadly haha.
 
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Old Nov 20, 2006
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this is hilariious ive been searching for ways to get back at a holes or just a way to tell people that theyr stupid hahah
 
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Old Nov 21, 2006
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I live near the ocean. Of course when it rains there are lots of large puddles to drive through. You watch for some car with their window down and speed through the puddle. Imagine a gallon of water flying through the window. That's why locals drive along the beach with their windows up.
 
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Old Nov 21, 2006
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take a small drill bit and drill out the nozzle bores a bit........
 
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Old Nov 21, 2006
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Originally Posted by lifted97ranger
take a small drill bit and drill out the nozzle bores a bit........
I disagree! When you Do that it takes away the pressure causeing it not to spray as far. Think about it, when you hold your thumb over a hose it sprays farther, when you take it away it just runs out at the speed of the pump. I once jammed an Awl in my Cars nozzle when it was frozen and after that it just came trickleing out.

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Old Nov 21, 2006
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Originally Posted by HAZZARDJOHN
I disagree! When you Do that it takes away the pressure causeing it not to spray as far. Think about it, when you hold your thumb over a hose it sprays farther, when you take it away it just runs out at the speed of the pump. I once jammed an Awl in my Cars nozzle when it was frozen and after that it just came trickleing out.

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good call!
 
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Old Nov 21, 2006
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haha yes taht sucks ... i just go infront of them, slam on my brakes and hold down my washer fluid for a few minutes...i dont know if it was here, but someone has a jeep that they turned the nozzle for the rear window to spray backwards...
I knew a girl that did her cherokee like that. It would spray about 6-7ft behind her.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006
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I have seen videos of this on the internet. They drive up to some people on the sidewalk ask for directions then, a little squirt squirt, a laugh, and drive away. Funny for those doing the squirting not that funny watching it on the net.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006
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that is a dumb idea, respect others stuff, if you want to dirty/soak your own more power to ya. if you did it to mine expect something back in return and you wont like it.

ever seen what a receiver hitch can do to a hood/grill?
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006
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Originally Posted by zabeard
that is a dumb idea, respect others stuff, if you want to dirty/soak your own more power to ya. if you did it to mine expect something back in return and you wont like it.

ever seen what a receiver hitch can do to a hood/grill?

Posh, did you see what an 88 Oldsmobile did to my rear? I'm near invincible, I tell you.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006
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Originally Posted by b3kbruiser
Posh, did you see what an 88 Oldsmobile did to my rear? I'm near invincible, I tell you.
I see you 88 and Raise you an 83! Want to see what this can Do? LOL


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Old Nov 22, 2006
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some of you guys are down right evil...

funny as hell though
 
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