so i'm thinking about putting some offensive decals on the rear window of my truck... it's a toss up between 2 that i have thought up... one is a spoof off of this popular picture...



and i made it into this:



the other is a re-make of this one i have seen on this beautiful girl's truck, several times...



and my idea (no picture) is to put something along the lines of "real men don't need to compensate" and i'm hoping that this on the back of my ranger, i don't need to spell it out, but incase i do... small truck, vs hummers, and f-350's the guy bought because he's got little man's syndrome... i'm 6'2" and about 200lbs... and quite content with who i am...


thoughts?

 

1. DO NOT F WITH TEXAS (I've always wanted to say that, and figured someone else would)
2. I feel the same way about driving a Ranger. Little bada$$ truck, hauling big bada$$ man.
(you get the picture)

 

lol, so do you like both or neither? i've got no problems with texas, or the people in texas, it's just fun to make fun of what ever is looked at as tough or bad ***, (for instance "everything is bigger in texas") i mean, i'm from canada, we get made fun of all the time... i live on the edge of the prairies, there is nothing for mountains, or even hills, for about 2000miles i think, east of my place... my sister calls me a flatlander... it doesn't bug me much...

would it sound better if it said "real men don't need to compensate -Ford Ranger" or something like that? to make sure people know i'm talking about my truck?

the other possible is this one... if you don't get it, look at it upside down...

 

why not get a sticker that says, "Cowboy Up"

 

um, no...because frankly, that's kinda gay... plus i hate country music in all ways imaginable... and then some...

 

So you wont people to know you think you have a little girl truck? Not sure im following your idea... Think it would be kinda dumb to have a big pic of texas on your truck if your canadian. You will have to be pretty close to read the other words.

 

something wrong with country? frankly its the only music out there these days that i can stomach

 

fly an upside down american (or canadian) flag. I really want to fly a big upside down american flag on my tailgate , but figure my truck would get ****ed with because of all the dumbasses around here

 

the everything's compensating one makes no sense. if you wanna say we compensate, you should have it read "Everyone's compensating in TEXAS"...

If you want an offensive sticker, why not just get a peeing calvin sticker?

 

I think you have a little wee wee and are trying to compensate for it by putting these stickers that make you try and seem like you aren't on your truck. If you were content you wouldnt be thinking about putting some big stupid stickers on your truck. Just buy a vacuum pump and be done with it.

 

^^^^LOL^^^ exactly what i was thinking....y? but u could do something like "NICE TRUCK.....too bad u have a small..." or something like that or "NICE TRUCK...compensating for something?"

 

that's a big problem i have with the texas one, opposite sides of the continent... do you think YOU own a little girl's truck? i personally think i own a truck that suits my needs quite well, i don't haul much, i bought a 4x4 because i want to do some mild off roading, i bought a smaller truck, because (i thought) it was cheaper on gas, and i quite like the fx4 level II's and always have... i tried to push my friend to get one a few years back, but he settled for the edge model... oh, and i bought a ford, because IMO, chev are crap, and dodge are over priced for what you get, but the dakotas are pretty sweet, being you have always been able to get them with a V8...

yes, i think country is horrible music, and can't stand it... if you like it, you enjoy it! i'm happy for you... i don't know what you are trying to get from me by saying that...

honestly, i don't think anyone would get it up here... i could probably put a giant upside down crucifix on my truck, and people wouldn't get it... imo, our pride for our flag is not that much... i mean, small things like that... people wouldn't care, but mouthing off canada or destroying a flag on the other hand...

it does say "everyone is compensating in texas" the texas part is under the picture of the state... everyone has a calvin peeing sticker... i mean EVERYONE, i'm not looking for a run of the mill truck...

hey if that's what you think... you go right ahead and think that... i have to be honest with you though, you know a fair amount about vacuum pumps for someone who isn't even 20...

i like the "nice truck... compensating for something?"

 

I judge manhood by the size of the bank account.

 

my bank account is FOOKING HUGE!!!!! too bad there is this little line before all the numbers... not sure what that means... kinda looks like this -

 

^lmao, Agree with that one......

 

something i noticed today, the more i spend, the more i have in there... it's awesome! i guess this is kinda like bottomless fries?

 

whats your deal with Texas ? lol jk heres mine it made me laugh when i saw it

 

Why would you put it upside down?

 

upside down is disrespect, same reason a "satanic cross" or crusifix looks like this...

(satanic rosary)

 

upside down is disrespect, same reason a "satanic cross" or crusifix looks like this...

(satanic rosary)

 

This one would offend more people if they actually knew what it meant lol. The best is at stop lights when I can see the old man & woman in the car behind me doing it with their hands trying to figure out what it means talking about it lol.

 

it is also a sign of distress.

i don't understand tha OAL one and i'd totally give the girl in that bed the shocker.

haha i just read the last part of your post. omg! really?

 

Haha ya that's one of my ex's had a lot of fun with her that's for sure. This picture was taken 3 years ago when she was still only 18. Here's another for ya haha

 

flying a flag upside down is an official distress signal

 

I would have to say I can see why your truck would get F* up......