Man before I put my rubber ducky on my truck, i swear the birds aimed for my truck.... now, since i put the ducky on the back bumper, i havent had 1 drop of bird poop since july 1st... and i park under a tree all the time!

 

Bird Flu!!!!!!!!

 

it seems when i wash my truck, birds divebomb my truck... i gave up and no more crap... lol

 

well in the summer mine gets pooped on but now its fall I've seen none....I hate the neighbors 10 cats getting on it after I wash it aww man......anyone want to buy a cat? I cant stand em

 

my truck already looks like a duck

 

Well, it's for sure we've been targets. I have a whole page about it on my Cardomain site.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/296394/7

Robins are very territorial and some will attack their own reflections. When they are working themselves up to attack, they poop. Here's my nemesis:



And he sits on the mirror on one side or the other, poops all over it, then jumps down on the door at the base of the side window, glares at his reflection in the mirror, and attacks!



My wife has a defense I call "car condoms", lol -- actually they're cheap shower caps. The bird doesn't like the feel of them under his feet and takes right off when he lands on them. Even if he were to look he can't see in the mirror though!

 

After having my truck 6months i hit a goose that was in mid flight. he was running along side the rode, took flight and crossed into my lane. With a nice thump right in the middle of my hood leaving a nasty goose *** print. Crap on my truck and I hit back.


yes the goose was fine he never stopped flying

 

mine used to during the summer but not so much lately... i park under a basketball hoop and thats a popular spot for them

 

I just cleaned my truck big time on friday since I had a half day. Scrubbed her up a ton and put a ton of wax on her. Took care of the brushguard, sprayed the exhaust and did the tonnue cover...

Today at work I parked 3 stalls from a light post. It's MY spot as I say. Well the damned wind was blowing so that when all the seagulls on top of the light post would take a dump it'd land on my cover. It looks like a freaking dalmation right now. Wish I had my camera but my GF has it.

 

when i had my grandpa cap it seemed like my red truck was the center target...and the birds had GOOD aim.

since that is gone its not to bad.
one every now and then in the summer

 

since i got 3 dogs at home now, not much anymore but i used too all the time.

 

I don't have that problem really. It's kind of odd because my truck is outside 24 hours a day most days and I park next to trees and a bird house at school and home. I hardly ever have to clean bird crap up. My gripe is with the bugs that leave orange splatter when you hit them. A lot of those hit my truck during the summer. The windshield was a mess.

 

I would be more worried about basketballs then bird crap

 

i had seagulls ****ting all over my truck when i was down the shore for the last 3 1/2 weeks of summer.. when im here at home, i dont have any bird's bothering my truck.

 

acully its odd never VERY VERY rarely...

 

my rubber ducky keeps the poopin birdies away

 

I park under trees and there is bird poop on mine all the time. Now that winter is here almost I get a break.

 

IDK if its cuz i have a white truck or what, but since i've owned the thing (2 yrs in march) i have NEVER had to clean bird shi/t off my truck.......lol

 

oddly enough.... they dont poop on mine.... its kinda funny. my white ranger used to find all the purple poop.... and this one, not one drop :) yaaaay .... who said yellow wasnt a good color!?