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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Icon8 Got a freakin' parking ticket just a minute ago!!!

I went to the store real quick. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having no front license plate!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Originally Posted by Austin1
... The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote...
Cause and effect.

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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Originally Posted by HAZZARDJOHN
Cause and effect.

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read the end of the story.....
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Funny
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Originally Posted by redranger4.0
read the end of the story.....

I got it, I thought I was being Funny by being a smartass, Guess it was just funny in my head. its variant of an old joke anyway.

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Old Apr 16, 2007
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i like that. the way i do it is tak a ticket off another car and put it on mine while i am in the store. when i'm done i thow it away, long story short no ticket for me.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Originally Posted by enraged_hunter
i like that. the way i do it is tak a ticket off another car and put it on mine while i am in the store. when i'm done i thow it away, long story short no ticket for me.
but then the other person gets screwed by you....
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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yeah but it's alway better them than you. Well as long as you don't get caught.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Originally Posted by enraged_hunter
yeah but it's alway better them than you. Well as long as you don't get caught.
Think about that, they never know they get a ticket and then it turns into a court date that they never knew about, Stuff like that pisses me off. Your screwing someone over cause your to dumb to find your own legal space.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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Originally Posted by enraged_hunter
yeah but it's alway better them than you. Well as long as you don't get caught.
karma my friend...

at first i was amazed that you could be that dumb ha
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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HAHA good story.... at first I was like dam just let him finsh the ticket n just dont pay it its only a parking ticket... you fooled me
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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funny.........real funny........i would shoot your *** if i was that other person.....are you being serious? he could have haul'd your *** to jail for harrasment!
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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hahahahaha thats great, i kept reading like "damn hes a dick" then hit the end and i had to re read......hahahaha, nice...

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Old Apr 16, 2007
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that story is as old as probably you are... (i heard about it back in the early '80's)
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007
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lol

So did this really happen to you, or is it a story you found?
 
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lol

So did this really happen to you, or is it a story you found? Im confused...
 
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Old Apr 17, 2007
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Isn't the internet a wonderful thing? 30 year old stories get recycled over and over again.
But the fish still bite......
 
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Old Apr 17, 2007
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I guess its a good thing 90% of people on rf arnt 30 then...because most of us have never heard it....

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Old Apr 17, 2007
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Originally Posted by SouthernMudSlinger
lol

So did this really happen to you, or is it a story you found? Im confused...
it was a story I found
I got that from Z28.com. I got it the first time I read it and I thought I'd share it with you guys, and yeah this must be older than me, I'm 17,18 now so....

but yeah looks like it got most of you guys the first time through.
 
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Old Apr 17, 2007
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Originally Posted by redranger4.0
but then the other person gets screwed by you....
Well they should be parking legal. So maybe they will learn a lesson ontop of the whole thing.
 
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Old Apr 17, 2007
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Well they should be parking legal. So maybe they will learn a lesson ontop of the whole thing.
how bout i just go down the line of illegaly parked cars with a hammer and put a dent in each cars door? you think that would fly? Pulling a ticket off someone elses car is illegal for a reason.
 
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Originally Posted by redranger4.0
how bout i just go down the line of illegaly parked cars with a hammer and put a dent in each cars door? you think that would fly? Pulling a ticket off someone elses car is illegal for a reason.
It was a joke but as long as its not my truck and you have a good reason hammer away!
 
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Old Apr 17, 2007
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now i just got my comp working again and i see my post caused some unease. just to clear it up, i have never done this being my father is a police officer. he told me about this.
 
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