Well i was thinking about it again this morning on the way to work when i had a guy crawling up my a$$ again couldnt even see his hood. i didnt want to brake check him so this is my idea... Spare Washer Fluid Bottle with strong pump mounted in the bed with tubes either in the top of the tail gate or on the bump angled up. Fill em up and squirt the a$$ holes tail gating me.

Guy at work sugested filling the reservoir up with something hard the remove with wipers such as a thin oil, or brake fluid so they and their paint learn a lesson .


What do you think??

 

haha that would be funny but i wouldnt want to spray anything that could hurt the paint or the car.

 

i always brake check those scumbags there is a nice hitch drop with ball waiting for their grille

 

toggle switched high powered reverse lights.....something in the 500 watt range

 

Thats my thing no hitch or lift yet. plus nightshade on the tails and i dont want a ticket too

 

I thought of that too. ha we must all think alike on here.

 

automatic tranny fluid....it smells really bad but harmless

 

I would just use water, if it were me.

 

i know my friends jeep Cherokee we could rotate the rear washer pump around and it would squirt on the car behind us. no one ever tailgated him lol

 

or pee lol :)

 

Sounds like you will spray your way into a lawsuit. I just drive normal when I have a tailgater. If they are really bad I'll slow down and I'm make sure to drop it down a gear or two so when they go to pass I'll mash it so they can't pass.

Rear facing HIDs would be cool. Give them a nice burst of the sun for a sec.

 

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I've been wanting to do this.

 

here's my anti tailgater device.

 

Yeah im not sure how far the oily stuff would spray cause of how thick it is.

I just thought of kool-aid

 

i suggest a BL and atleast 33's!! ever since i lifted my truck and put bigger tires on i have had no problem with tailgateing since they know they would end up UNDER my truck

 

Awesome idea... I'd just fill it with water or washer fluid though... my uncle used to have a fire extinguisher filled with water that he'd shoot out the window at people who fly up a lane that's ending... hehe

 

well one day i was walking past this one suv and it had a bar the width of the suv about a foot out comeing out of the hitch which i thought was a good idea for tailgaters

 

hmm more and more ideas : )

 

I like this idea except mine would use gasoline. And next to the mouth of the tubes would be a blowtorch that ignites when the pump operates.

 

LMAO!!!!!

 

the bigger you are the more scared people are of you in their little cars. just pour water (or anything) out of a bottle when you roll the window down. done it a million times

 

unless im on the highway, i just inch off into the gravel on the side of the road and let my tires do the rest. they back off quik when theres boulders boucing off there hoods and windsheilds

 

How many times have I thought about putting paintball guns behind my grille!! but I guess they could work the other way too. But i have road rage issues and would get myself arrested pretty damn fast with any type of weapon on my truck! haha I would go with the squirter out the back but fill it full of really nasty water, or get a dog to pee in it. My tactic is to drive really slow, then walk on it for a few second and slow right down again, then walk on it again, it drives them nuts, and if they try to pass walk on it again. I almost caused an accident like this one day I made some bi#ch so mad she nearly ran someone off the road trying to pass me.
I have also been know to throw random clutter (bottles) at people(cars).

 

well i do want 33s. and i want a body lift too so i need to get a hitch... And the washer bottle. Heavy duty Smoke machine... Diesel like this YouTube - TDI smoke screen

 

I'd just spray water, or you could be fined for enviro clean up or dumping.

I love screwing with tailgaters if it's safe (safe as in no one besides me and him close-by) to do so. Be it in a car, truck or rig, I make it clear I don't like people close behind me. Most of the time I'll start to drive like I'm 90yrs old and speed back up if they fall back to a safe distance, rarely brake check, or if I feel they're going to rear-end me if I stop I'll let them go by without hassle (half the time to watch them be pulled over 2 miles down the road).

The best - on my daily rig (05' Pete 379 flat-top, C-15, 18-spd, straight piped/straight cut stacks, custom header, tune and turbo), with the way areodynamics play off the back of the cab I can smoke out anything behind me due to the smoke being pulled down without a trailer. Fun for tailgaters and Prius drivers alike!