Got off work and went to drop my buddies tranny in his 91 2.3 to replace the front seal. I got everything disconnected (so I thought) and he didn't have a jack so i told him i was just going to pull it back, drop it down on my chest, and slide it off to the side. Well I pulled it back but i never made it down to my chest due to connections that were missed and I ended up holding this thing in the air for about 15 minuets while he scrambled to find the problem and disconnect it and I learned what you get for trying to be billy badass

 

I unscrewwd my lug nuts with my teeth.

 

Common man don't be such a wimp! My girlfriend hoisted the engine out of my truck with her nipple rings and a ladder!

 

LOL you guys make me chuckle.

 

Lol I love r-f!

 

YIKE!

 

DAMMMMIT KYLE! i warned you that if you send the pics to me i would have to post it.... why have you forced me into this...

 

Duuuude. Your girlfriend has some hairy nipples. And chest.

 

I think i just threw up a little into my mouth

 

oh i know eh! so HOTT!!!!!!

 

And now I just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

I woke up to a view similar to that at the dentist office once

 

I did my own oil change with my *********.

 

i **** in my gas and its like nitrous yo

 

You don't want to see how I get lug nuts off...hurts if I have to change two in a day.

 

I popped a flat in WV once in the middle of no where. No tire iron! I had to use my butt hole to loosen the lugs. Thanks god I'm not gay, no way I would have been able to tighten up enough to unscrew those puppies.

 

I use my dick to steer while i'm texting and driving

 

and so you developed your love for things in the butt...don't lie, you went online and ordered some **** beads after that...oh wait maybe i took it too far rofl

 

I've LOL'd out loud because of you guys....seriously though seek help!

 

Just a little too far.



But for the record, I would never lower myself to **** beads. I only take car parts anally. I'm up to spare tires now :)))))