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Old Jun 4, 2011
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Icon3 Is it a boy or girl?

Eh! I was thinking about this the other day! Lots of people refer to their car as "my girl" or say "she's a beauty" etc etc. But how can you tell if your Ford Ranger is a girl or boy, you know? Male or Female? Is this something that is defined on the assembly line when the truck has been built, or is it based on something else? Could it be based on the sex of the driver (ex. male driver therefore, female truck and vice versa)? I think the body of the vehicle would make an impact. Just something to think about.

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Old Jun 4, 2011
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my trucks are girls because i would never want to say i ride around all day in a guy, i dont swing that way.
 
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Hahaha really? Riddle me this....would you give your rifle a mans name?
 
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Hey now, I have a rifle named "tommy." There is nothing girly about that gun. Anyway, I drive a 3.0, therefore the truck has no ballz, must be a girl.
 
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yea that makes sense, i would rather ride in a girl than a guy, but your truck can have little *****! i guess its not about the size of the package but how you use it...
 
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Old Jun 4, 2011
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yea that makes sense, i would rather ride in a girl than a guy, but your truck can have little *****! i guess its not about the size of the package but how you use it...
And its not the size of the bat your using, but the size of the field your playing in
 
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SAS RANGERS ARE MEN
FX4 LV2 IS A BOY
XLT WOMEN (4.0)
XL GIRL ( 4 BANGER AND 3.0)
 
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the driverside of mine is a guy but the passenger is a female according to my old lady.
 
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SAS RANGERS ARE MEN
FX4 LV2 IS A BOY
XLT WOMEN (4.0)
XL GIRL ( 4 BANGER AND 3.0)
what would you call a sport?
 
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what would you call a sport?
a transexual?
 
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people who name their things or refer to them as women/men are gay
 
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hahahaha nah just really comfortable
 
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I call mine her/she whatever. But I tend to refer to all intimate objects that way.
 
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Yeah I refer to most vehicles as girls. It' pretty much the same mindset as saying that something is ****; no matter how cool or manly something may be you would never say, "dude, that thing is *****."
 
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My wife started to call my truck Ken recently.....which is funny, cause I asked her why in the hell she was calling the truck Ken? LOL, she thought the K&N sticker on my rear window spelled Ken. Wow, i love my wife Yup, she felt a little silly cause I was laughing pretty good for a bit before I told her what it was.
 
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Originally Posted by Naughton
Yeah I refer to most vehicles as girls. It' pretty much the same mindset as saying that something is ****; no matter how cool or manly something may be you would never say, "dude, that thing is *****."
Hahahaha i know right?!
 
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Yeah I refer to most vehicles as girls. It' pretty much the same mindset as saying that something is ****; no matter how cool or manly something may be you would never say, "dude, that thing is *****."
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Hey now, I have a rifle named "tommy." There is nothing girly about that gun. Anyway, I drive a 3.0, therefore the truck has no ballz, must be a girl.
That was a nice submachine gun, and the nickname with that gun stuck thru the times indeed, yet I was talking bout Rifles.
 
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Mine is an "it". It's a truck.
 
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i just say "lets take the truck" or if we wanna take the girls vehicle i say "lets take the Pee On" (drives a neon)
 
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I call mine a bucket of bolts, Rust-omatic, screaming metal deathtrap. etc.
Does that count for anything?
 
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Mine sits around all day and sucks my wallet dry. What does that make it?
 
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Mine sits around all day and sucks my wallet dry. What does that make it?
sounds like a wife.
 
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Originally Posted by CaptainTaco
yea that makes sense, i would rather ride in a girl than a guy, but your truck can have little *****! i guess its not about the size of the package but how you use it...
No mine seems to be totally lacking any at all. Another indication of my truck being female is how picky it has been. Got the CEL the day before I was about to tow all my stuff 3 hours to Raleigh, and now it is showing signs of a bad cam sync, which I replaced a month ago. Its my fault really because I cheaped out on the sensor, but the syncronizer is motorcraft. So, much like the women i have come into contact with, my truck seems to be picky, remind me of how wrong I was, and lacks *********. I gotta tell you though I love her to death, lol.


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That was a nice submachine gun, and the nickname with that gun stuck thru the times indeed, yet I was talking bout Rifles.
Potato, potatoe. Seriouly though this thing is about 36" and weighs 13lbs unloaded. Shoots like a dream.
 
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Old Jun 5, 2011
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i guess thats one way to tell, if it sucks the money from ya, its a girl
 
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Originally Posted by smash_lizard
No mine seems to be totally lacking any at all. Another indication of my truck being female is how picky it has been. Got the CEL the day before I was about to tow all my stuff 3 hours to Raleigh, and now it is showing signs of a bad cam sync, which I replaced a month ago. Its my fault really because I cheaped out on the sensor, but the syncronizer is motorcraft. So, much like the women i have come into contact with, my truck seems to be picky, remind me of how wrong I was, and lacks *********. I gotta tell you though I love her to death, lol.




Potato, potatoe. Seriouly though this thing is about 36" and weighs 13lbs unloaded. Shoots like a dream.
Love the case! lol (nice guitar)
 
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