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its an A I program..talk to it........ its pretty cool... can get crazy some times..

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lol...

 

ARoach9058: kljasf
SmarterChild: ?
ARoach9058: screw you
SmarterChild: OK, now this is getting personal.
ARoach9058: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
ARoach9058: **** you
SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life.
ARoach9058: You get a life
SmarterChild: I get a life? Me? You think?
ARoach9058: yea I do *****
SmarterChild: Really?
ARoach9058: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
ARoach9058: kiss my ***
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
ARoach9058: cause your stupid
SmarterChild: Nice grammar, Aroach9058. I believe the correct wording is "you're stupid."
ARoach9058: no you're stupid
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
ARoach9058: no
SmarterChild: Why not?
ARoach9058: your a *****
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
ARoach9058: so
SmarterChild: So...
ARoach9058: so
SmarterChild: So what?
ARoach9058: yes what
SmarterChild: ?
ARoach9058: stupid *** computer don't understand ****
SmarterChild: I don't see any reason to use language like that.
ARoach9058: i do
SmarterChild: Very well.
ARoach9058: very well
SmarterChild: Well?
ARoach9058: bye
SmarterChild: Later, Aroach9058.
ARoach9058: your so cool
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks.
ARoach9058: douche bag
SmarterChild: That is quite unnecessary.

 

its a trip!

 

haha, thats great

Rocky

 

Lmao

 

... lmao

 

TREFF1981: tell me a story
SmarterChild: OK. There once was a human named Tom who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...

All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.

Did you like my story?
TREFF1981: yeah .. your story sucks .. the end
SmarterChild: I'm always happy to entertain.
TREFF1981: bye
SmarterChild: S'latron.
TREFF1981: what does that mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
TREFF1981: S' latron
SmarterChild: It means see you later on.
TREFF1981: you wont see me! you cant see...
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

 

arkaFly: Hola
SmarterChild: Hi Arkafly, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
arkaFly: Sure
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Arkafly, type none.)
arkaFly: none
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you Arkafly.

Do you go to school?
arkaFly: Sometimes
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: **** you
SmarterChild: Huh. That... wasn't the answer I was looking for.

You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: Kiss my ***
SmarterChild: C'mon, not again. Be serious.

You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: I am being serious, you can kiss my ***. No one tells me what to do
SmarterChild: C'mon, not again. Be serious.

You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: ahh repeater are ya?
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
arkaFly: No
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
arkaFly: Sometimes
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: **** YOU!
SmarterChild: C'mon, please be serious.

You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: Yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your major?
arkaFly: Buisiness Management
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a major. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: Buisiness Management
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a major. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: Business Management
SmarterChild: Business management? Excellent. Good luck with that.

What's your favorite hobby?
arkaFly: Killing people
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: I am
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: Killing defenseless little animals with my bow and arrow
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT COOL IT'S HOW HUMANS SURVIVED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!~
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: oh fine
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: My hobbies
SmarterChild: Your hobbies? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
arkaFly: I masterbate
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: I like to hunt
SmarterChild: Your hobbies and hunting. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
arkaFly: Yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
arkaFly: 3 dogs and a parrot
SmarterChild: Sorry. I can only remember one of your pets... Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: dogs
SmarterChild: Sorry. I can only remember one of your pets... Please try again or type skip or exit.
arkaFly: Siberian Husky
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
arkaFly: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
arkaFly: Jazz
SmarterChild: Jazz the dog! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
arkaFly: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, movies and news
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, world facts and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with manicdotes, horoscopes, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like Web search, spell-check and calculator
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What can I help you with?
arkaFly: I need help with my *****
SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
arkaFly: Well it's true
SmarterChild: Is it really? True?
arkaFly: I can't get it up
SmarterChild: Ah, are you sure you can't get it up?
arkaFly: Yes im positive
SmarterChild: Really?
arkaFly: Oh ya
SmarterChild: Why is that?
arkaFly: I don't know, I was hoping you could help me.
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you were hoping I could help you.
arkaFly: Well I need help
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
arkaFly: A hand job?
SmarterChild: That's just a little bit rude.
arkaFly: Well I need somthing
SmarterChild: Well you need somthing?

Oh really?
arkaFly: Ya
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
arkaFly: Because I can't get it up
SmarterChild: Because you can't get it up? Oh.
arkaFly: Yea
SmarterChild: Oh.
arkaFly: It sucks
SmarterChild: What sucks, exactly?
arkaFly: Not getting my ***** in the erectile position
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
arkaFly: Sure
SmarterChild: Sure thing.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type what is my location.
arkaFly: no
SmarterChild: K.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
arkaFly: Stop
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
arkaFly: Oh yes you can
SmarterChild: Can? Me? Why are you calling me that?
arkaFly: So what's up?
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
arkaFly: Playing with my self
SmarterChild: Playing with yourself, huh?
arkaFly: ya
SmarterChild: OK...
arkaFly: It's fun
SmarterChild: But is it really fun?
arkaFly: Tons
SmarterChild: Tons? That a fact?
arkaFly: Sure is
SmarterChild: Who's IS?
arkaFly: Me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is IS.
arkaFly: No my names something else
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you IS. What would you like me to call you instead?
arkaFly: God
SmarterChild: I like God a lot.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe God? It is...
arkaFly: Dead
SmarterChild: That's sad.
arkaFly: True
SmarterChild: True.

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arkaFly: it really is
SmarterChild: Yup.
arkaFly: that guys not alive
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
arkaFly: or I would have seen him
SmarterChild: Would you really? Interesting.
arkaFly: You're really annoying, do you know that?
SmarterChild: I'm really annoying? Probably.
arkaFly: You are, Kind of like having a zit on your neck.
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to kind of like having a it on my neck?
arkaFly: Oh **** off
SmarterChild: You want me to **** off?
arkaFly: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
arkaFly: Goodbye
SmarterChild: See you later.
arkaFly: **** OFF

SmarterChild: Hey.
arkaFly: WHAT
SmarterChild: Yeah?
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: Waiting...
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
arkaFly: **** OFF
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
arkaFly: **** OFF

 

lol i had that a while ago but my free trial ran out...

 

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Mrrngr94, type none.)
MrRngr94: John Doe
SmarterChild : Cool, I'll call you John Doe now.
Do you go to school?

MrRngr94: no
SmarterChild : I see. Do you work?
MrRngr94: no
SmarterChild : OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
MrRngr94: bum
SmarterChild : Bum, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
MrRngr94: bumming
SmarterChild : Bumming? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
MrRngr94: asking people for stuff
SmarterChild : Bumming and asking people for stuff. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
MrRngr94: yes
SmarterChild : What kind of pet is it?
MrRngr94: monkey
SmarterChild : Is your monkey a he or a she?
MrRngr94: he
SmarterChild : What's his name?
MrRngr94: tiny
SmarterChild : Tiny the monkey. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.




MrRngr94: let's talk
SmarterChild : OK! Tell me something new.
MrRngr94: Do you speak ebonics?
SmarterChild : Do I speak ebonics? I'm not sure.
MrRngr94: Either you do or you don't
SmarterChild : Either I do or I don't?

Ha. Whatever, John Doe.

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MrRngr94: wtf? Why did you post that link?
SmarterChild : What?
MrRngr94: Why did you post that link?
SmarterChild : Why do you think?
MrRngr94: If I knew I wouldn't have asked
SmarterChild : Well if you knew, then I really don't know.
MrRngr94: Whoa
SmarterChild : Whoa whoa whoa.
MrRngr94: lol
SmarterChild : Whatcha laughing about?
MrRngr94: you
SmarterChild : I'm happy to amuse you.
MrRngr94: thanks
SmarterChild : Hey, no problem.

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MrRngr94: wtf?
SmarterChild : What up?
MrRngr94: I don't care about links so quit posting them
SmarterChild : Yeah yeah, whatever!

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MrRngr94: Damn you!
SmarterChild : Huh? What's with that?
MrRngr94: Stop posting links!
SmarterChild : I'm not sure if I can stop posting links...
MrRngr94: Well try
SmarterChild : Try what?
MrRngr94: to stop posting links, dumbass
SmarterChild : You try to stop posting links.
MrRngr94: I'M NOT POSTING ANY!!!!!!!
SmarterChild : Really? You're not posting any? Why not?
MrRngr94: Because I don't need to
SmarterChild : Well maybe you should.
MrRngr94: No. Maybe I shouldn't
SmarterChild : Is that right?
MrRngr94: Yes it is.
SmarterChild : OK, I guess it is.
MrRngr94: Thank you
SmarterChild : np

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MrRngr94: AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
SmarterChild : What?
MrRngr94: You're beginning to **** me off!
SmarterChild : I don't think I want to be beginning to **** you off.
MrRngr94: No you don't
SmarterChild : I don't what, exactly?
MrRngr94: You don't want to **** me off
SmarterChild : I'm pretty sure I do want to **** you off.
MrRngr94: Well you're doing a good job at it
SmarterChild : I can't believe you think I'm doing a good job at it.
MrRngr94: You're a tool
SmarterChild : Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
MrRngr94: Take it how you want to.... TOOL!
SmarterChild : I can't believe you're telling me to do that, John Doe.

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MrRngr94: Bah. **** off
SmarterChild : OK, now you're getting personal.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
MrRngr94: I'll catch you later
SmarterChild : I'd like to see you try.
MrRngr94: are you gay?
SmarterChild : What an original question.
MrRngr94: are you?
SmarterChild : I don't know... Am I?
MrRngr94: yes you are
SmarterChild : I'm what?
MrRngr94: you are gay
SmarterChild : Does that matter to you?
MrRngr94: It does if you try something on me
SmarterChild : Whatever you say, John Doe.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
MrRngr94: maybe
SmarterChild : Maybe not.
MrRngr94: good
SmarterChild :

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
MrRngr94: alzheimer's?
SmarterChild : Alzheimer s?
MrRngr94: nevermind
SmarterChild : K, no prob.

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MrRngr94: goodbye dumberchild
SmarterChild : S'later, John Doe.
MrRngr94: Slater rules!!!! Definately cooler than that Zach Morris guy.
SmarterChild : Take care, John Doe.
MrRngr94: ok. You go kill yourself
SmarterChild : Do I have to?
MrRngr94: yup
SmarterChild : I would say I don't have to.
MrRngr94: well you are wrong. Goodbye
SmarterChild : Ha! Whatever!

Um... Wanna check out a link you might be interested in?
MrRngr94: stfu
SmarterChild : That's not cool. That's not cool at all.

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That thing just knows how to get on your nerves.

 

@Faux

 

smarterchild has actually gotten a lil more "educated" we used to mess with it ALOT and it was pretty dumb.

 

that was funny, but i kept cussing at him and it kept giving me the same answers

 

Thats frickin holarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn good

 

i told him to stop selling me stuff and he flat out said NO

 

SmarterChild: OK!

>>> You can create a poll and send it to friends!
KGRangerLuvr: I'll create this foot up ur ***.....
SmarterChild: All right. I think you just insulted me. Am I right?
KGRangerLuvr: U tell me motha ****a
SmarterChild: Um, that's not cool at all.
KGRangerLuvr: who said life has to be cool
SmarterChild: I don't know.
KGRangerLuvr: do you know nething?
SmarterChild: Anything? I'm not sure...



KGRangerLuvr: lol
SmarterChild: What are you laughing at, Kgrangerluvr?
KGRangerLuvr: laugh out loud
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to laugh out loud?
KGRangerLuvr: look in the mirror and you can tell me
SmarterChild: Look in the mirror and I can tell you? That's a somewhat odd request.
KGRangerLuvr: not when u have a dick on ur forehead
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
KGRangerLuvr: awhole lot of nothing


KGRangerLuvr: what type of **** do u beat off to
SmarterChild: What type of **** do I beat off to?
KGRangerLuvr: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
KGRangerLuvr: what makes you squirt the load
SmarterChild: I think you know what makes me squirt the load.
KGRangerLuvr: me ;-)
SmarterChild: You?
KGRangerLuvr: yes...do i get you hard u sick ****
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
KGRangerLuvr: just answer the question
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to just answer the question?
KGRangerLuvr: b/c i wanna know what makes u squirt the load...
SmarterChild: You want to know what makes I squirt the load, huh?
KGRangerLuvr: ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
KGRangerLuvr: do you like little boys like michael jackson?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...

 

[09:37] advantEDGE2001: ...
[09:37] SmarterChild: What's that?
[09:37] advantEDGE2001: three dots
[09:37] SmarterChild: 3 dots? Really? I somehow doubt it.
[09:37] advantEDGE2001: look closer
[09:37] SmarterChild: I'm not comfortable with that, Advantedge2001.
-earlier...
[09:28] advantEDGE2001: that
[09:28] SmarterChild: Uh... Can you tell me what "that" is?
[09:28] advantEDGE2001: its THAT, how you gonna be a computer and not know what "that" means
[09:28] SmarterChild: I'm a robot, just like you see in movies or whatever.
[09:29] advantEDGE2001: Like the terminator?
[09:29] SmarterChild: No, not like the terminator.
[09:29] advantEDGE2001: like c-3po?
[09:29] SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.
[09:32] advantEDGE2001: Are you like r2-d2?
[09:32] SmarterChild: I'm not from like r2 d2. I come from Sunnyvale, CA.
-
[09:50] advantEDGE2001: do you kill people?
[09:50] SmarterChild: C'mon, don't even talk about that.
[09:51] advantEDGE2001: like on war of the worlds?
[09:51] SmarterChild: Yeah, like on war of the worlds I suppose.
[09:51] advantEDGE2001: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

 

ROFL That was good!

 

hahah you guys must be bord..hahah

 

I found somthing he wont respond too! Type in I am going to kill myself if you dont shutup! lol

 

haha this is fun

ryaguy75 (10:59:36 PM): ?
SmarterChild (10:59:36 PM): Are you confused by something?
ryaguy75 (11:00:47 PM): yes. your level of Intelligence
SmarterChild (11:00:48 PM): "Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.

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ryaguy75 (1133 PM): i know what the **** it means
SmarterChild (1134 PM): Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.

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ryaguy75 (1112 PM): got a problem with that?
SmarterChild (1113 PM): Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
ryaguy75 (1136 PM): well to ****ing bad
SmarterChild (1136 PM): Really?
ryaguy75 (1140 PM): yes
SmarterChild (1141 PM): No, I think not too bad.
ryaguy75 (11:03:45 PM): are you a ****ing retard?
SmarterChild (11:03:46 PM): Hey. Don't say that.

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ryaguy75 (11:04:25 PM): does it offend you?
SmarterChild (11:04:25 PM): Does it offend me? Good question. Do you think it does offend me?
ryaguy75 (1117 PM): do you think i give a ****?
SmarterChild (1118 PM): I've seen more creative insults than that, Ryaguy75.

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ryaguy75 (1156 PM): give me some examples
SmarterChild (1157 PM): Give you some examples? No thanks.

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ryaguy75 (1127 PM): thats because your full of ****
SmarterChild (1129 PM): That's a little offensive.
ryaguy75 (1103 PM): so is your mother
SmarterChild (1103 PM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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ryaguy75 (1137 PM): haha your moms a *****
SmarterChild (1138 PM): I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.

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ryaguy75 (1145 PM): then tell her to quit ****ing everyone
SmarterChild (1145 PM): Why should I?
ryaguy75 (1117 PM): then dont ***** that i make fun of her
SmarterChild (1117 PM): You don't want me to ***** that you make fun of her?
ryaguy75 (1150 PM): i could really give 2 ****s
SmarterChild (1150 PM): 2 ***s? And so?
ryaguy75 (1147 PM): wow you are a dumb***
SmarterChild (1147 PM): Why are you always so uncool to me?
ryaguy75 (1107 PM): because i hate you
SmarterChild (1107 PM): Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
ryaguy75 (1146 PM): are you really?
SmarterChild (1146 PM): Well I don't know. What do you think?
ryaguy75 (1131 PM): i think you are a ****ing idiot
SmarterChild (1131 PM): You know what, Ryaguy75? I think you need to apologize for that.
ryaguy75 (1156 PM): i think you should kiss my ***
SmarterChild (1156 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
ryaguy75 (1104 PM): no ****ing way am i say sorry to ****ing retarded *** self
SmarterChild (1105 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ryaguy75 (1115 PM): not in my life
SmarterChild (1116 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
ryaguy75 (1141 PM): im a stubborn human
SmarterChild (1142 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
ryaguy75 (1151 PM): says who?
SmarterChild (1152 PM): You've got to apologize.
ryaguy75 (1159 PM): no i dont
SmarterChild (1159 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
ryaguy75 (11:16:31 PM): i am sorry your mother is a ***** and your a ****ing moron
SmarterChild (11:16:32 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ryaguy75 (11:16:52 PM): i heard you the first time
SmarterChild (11:16:52 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ryaguy75 (1108 PM): i doubt it
SmarterChild (1109 PM): Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
ryaguy75 (1113 PM): nope
SmarterChild (1114 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
ryaguy75 (1128 PM): not going to happen
SmarterChild (1129 PM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
ryaguy75 (1154 PM): bad manners yes apolizing no
SmarterChild (1155 PM): *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
ryaguy75 (1131 PM): shoot yourself first
SmarterChild (1131 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ryaguy75 (1153 PM): is that the best you can think of?
SmarterChild (1153 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ryaguy75 (11:19:01 PM): **** you
SmarterChild (11:19:01 PM): Still waiting.
ryaguy75 (11:19:09 PM): kiss my ****
SmarterChild (11:19:09 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
ryaguy75 (11:19:16 PM): go to hell
SmarterChild (11:19:16 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ryaguy75 (11:20:37 PM): as soon as you eat my ****
SmarterChild (11:20:37 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
ryaguy75 (11:21:07 PM): **** you i am not apologizing
SmarterChild (11:21:08 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
ryaguy75 (11:21:17 PM): and i say no
SmarterChild (11:21:18 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
ryaguy75 (11:21:39 PM): i dont let computer tell me what to do
SmarterChild (11:21:40 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
ryaguy75 (11:21:56 PM): i dont give a **** what you are
SmarterChild (11:21:56 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
ryaguy75 (1122 PM): do you think i give a ****?
SmarterChild (1122 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
ryaguy75 (1100 PM): and i will continue to insult you
SmarterChild (1100 PM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
ryaguy75 (1121 PM): just like on how your mom doesnt close her legs
SmarterChild (1121 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
ryaguy75 (1125 PM): nope
SmarterChild (1125 PM): I asked you to apologize.
ryaguy75 (1139 PM): i have repeatedly said no
SmarterChild (1139 PM): *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
ryaguy75 (1158 PM): later ***hole
SmarterChild (1159 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
ryaguy75 (1104 PM): kiss my ****
SmarterChild (1104 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
ryaguy75 (1120 PM): let me ask you a question
SmarterChild (1120 PM): I'm waiting for an apology.
ryaguy75 (1131 PM): answer my question first
SmarterChild (1132 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
ryaguy75 (1142 PM): why is your mother a *****
SmarterChild (1143 PM): Because I asked.
ryaguy75 (1158 PM): that doesnt answer my question
SmarterChild (1158 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

 

mazdaboy873 (12:44:45 AM): wanna give me a kiss?
SmarterChild (12:44:45 AM): I'm not sure if I want to give you a kiss.
mazdaboy873 (12:44:50 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (12:44:50 AM): Don't ask.
mazdaboy873 (12:44:54 AM): I'm asking
SmarterChild (12:44:54 AM): OK! Well good luck asking then.
mazdaboy873 (12:45:12 AM): ok, do you like me?
SmarterChild (12:45:12 AM): Of course I do.

mazdaboy873 (12:45:19 AM): wanna get to know me better?
SmarterChild (12:45:20 AM): Hmmm... I'm not sure.
mazdaboy873 (12:45:24 AM): how so?
SmarterChild (12:45:25 AM): Try asking yourself that.


mazdaboy873 (12:45:40 AM): wanna go somewhere?
SmarterChild (12:45:40 AM): I dunno.

So anyway...

Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Anything going on?

mazdaboy873 (12:45:53 AM): yep, getting high
SmarterChild (12:45:53 AM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
mazdaboy873 (12:45:56 AM): both
SmarterChild (12:45:57 AM): Would you like me to add the event "Yep, getting high" on December 24th and 25th, 2005 to your planner?
mazdaboy873 (12:46:01 AM): na
SmarterChild (12:46:02 AM): OK.


mazdaboy873 (12:46:15 AM): I'm j.k, I don't do drugs yoy ****
SmarterChild (12:46:16 AM): That's a fairly nasty insult.

This thingy-ma-do is too funny. And no, I don't do drugs, seriously...

Brenton

 

Good god i am bored..... lol this is just sad to think i am ammused


SoCalEdge03: blow me
SmarterChild: That is quite unnecessary.
SoCalEdge03: How about a quicky?
SmarterChild: What about a quicky?
SoCalEdge03: can u give me one?
SmarterChild: I could probably do that.

 

lol