Dumb things come in dumb packages!
#1
Dumb things come in dumb packages!
yeah I did the accident mod today on the way to work. stupid women drivers! jk stupid "every driver but me" is more how I feel.
fret not! everyone is ok and and my truck ain't totalled I just need a new bumper upper and lower valence and some new foggs. I had to go right to work after punching out the cop for not issuing a citation to the dumbo. and when I got out of work it was too dark to take a pic. so i drew these to explin the situation:
she turned right onto my street and if she would turned legally into the right lane instead of my left lane everything would hunky dory and I wouldnt be wasting your time, alas she didnt. she decided her lane was not enough and that she required dominance of my lane as well. So me being a man I proceeded to yell "F*ck that Hoe, I don't think so!" and put it ramming speed and shoved my bumper straight up her ***. once she parked I teleported out of my truck and into her passenger seat and grabbed her heart out of her chest like on Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom. with iher heart still beating in my hand, I chanted "kali Mah Kali Mah kalih mah shuk to dae".
ok well not really she cut me off and I couldnt stop in time so I killed her caravans ***
EDIT: well Chuck asked me to keep him out of this until he got clearece from George W. that the kill was OK'd he didn't want the press getting wind just in case W. didn't ok it ( he was being modest cuz W. will Ok anything chuck ever does ...he's from Texas). so afer the Cop leaves without issuing any citations I decide to get justice my own way. I'll let the pics explain.
justice was served, but I got a karate chop to the forehead for not doing the *** kicking myself. I deserved it though, he's a busy man.
fret not! everyone is ok and and my truck ain't totalled I just need a new bumper upper and lower valence and some new foggs. I had to go right to work after punching out the cop for not issuing a citation to the dumbo. and when I got out of work it was too dark to take a pic. so i drew these to explin the situation:
she turned right onto my street and if she would turned legally into the right lane instead of my left lane everything would hunky dory and I wouldnt be wasting your time, alas she didnt. she decided her lane was not enough and that she required dominance of my lane as well. So me being a man I proceeded to yell "F*ck that Hoe, I don't think so!" and put it ramming speed and shoved my bumper straight up her ***. once she parked I teleported out of my truck and into her passenger seat and grabbed her heart out of her chest like on Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom. with iher heart still beating in my hand, I chanted "kali Mah Kali Mah kalih mah shuk to dae".
ok well not really she cut me off and I couldnt stop in time so I killed her caravans ***
EDIT: well Chuck asked me to keep him out of this until he got clearece from George W. that the kill was OK'd he didn't want the press getting wind just in case W. didn't ok it ( he was being modest cuz W. will Ok anything chuck ever does ...he's from Texas). so afer the Cop leaves without issuing any citations I decide to get justice my own way. I'll let the pics explain.
justice was served, but I got a karate chop to the forehead for not doing the *** kicking myself. I deserved it though, he's a busy man.
Last edited by KARPE; 12-20-2005 at 09:06 PM.
#2
Situation sucks....but the paint drawings are AWESOME!!! Maximum retardness...haha. I hate them f-ing ahols who pull out in front of ya....you gotta slam on your brakes and hope you don't hit them....I almost t-boned a souped up Civic hatch who ran a stop sign, i mean didn't slow down and was going about 60...anyway I slammed the brakes on my '71 Chev, back locked up, and scary.
IDIOTS **** ME OFF!!!!
IDIOTS **** ME OFF!!!!
Last edited by Fx4wannabe01; 12-20-2005 at 07:28 PM.
#8
#22
ok finally some real ( boring) pics. i thought it was just my valences that were screwed but I found a nice little ent in my hood that has actuallyput a tiny crease in the whole thing horizontally around th center GRRRRRR.
So I was gonna wait to lift until my warranty was up, but the recent discovery of body damage has sent me into a ragging furry that has santa moving my name from the "NAUGHTY" LIST to the " Don't even bother stopping there" list.
Anyone know a place in Florida I can get a Heavy duty steel bumper or something strong Fabbed or bought for my `02 in FL???? Or does someone wanna fab me something I gotta pay for a new one now anyway I'll spend more if its gonna be Rowdy and shipping....shipping means almost nuthing. Oh and now I'm gonna go to a junk yard and get my *** a Thunderdome edge hood.....wait powerdome thats it.
anyway pics:
So I recently swapped out the 3.0L V-6, for a Nuclear core( teeny bit more low end torque).... well I'm starting to think this was a bad idea cuz after sitting overnight the situation didnt look good
So I was gonna wait to lift until my warranty was up, but the recent discovery of body damage has sent me into a ragging furry that has santa moving my name from the "NAUGHTY" LIST to the " Don't even bother stopping there" list.
Anyone know a place in Florida I can get a Heavy duty steel bumper or something strong Fabbed or bought for my `02 in FL???? Or does someone wanna fab me something I gotta pay for a new one now anyway I'll spend more if its gonna be Rowdy and shipping....shipping means almost nuthing. Oh and now I'm gonna go to a junk yard and get my *** a Thunderdome edge hood.....wait powerdome thats it.
anyway pics:
So I recently swapped out the 3.0L V-6, for a Nuclear core( teeny bit more low end torque).... well I'm starting to think this was a bad idea cuz after sitting overnight the situation didnt look good
#24
hey Guys and Gals, remember this thread... well I have an update.
I got a call from my insurance company about a week ago. They were upset that I never reported the accident or made a claim about getting my bumper and hood fixed. My pops( I was at work) told them I have a $500 dollar dedeuctable and that my repairs would only come out a little above that so there was no point. then they told pops that they were being sued by the other girls insurance for the damages and made it sound like I was in some deep Ca Ca.
well I finally got the time yesterday to drive out to my claims adjuster so she could get a statement and so I could figure out how we were gonna be handling the whole situation.
she snapped some pics of the damage, my vin and the odometer and asked me to wait about 20 mins while she crunched some numbers, and then they would cut me a check.
I was like "wtf a check???" turns out that the girl tried to make a claim agaisnt my insurance and our insurance was like " uh ah GirlFriend no you didnt".
so they cut me a check for $1350! and told me they were basically suing for as much of that 1350 they could get back. I'm extatic, I've been saving pennies trying to get a new bumper and now i have 1300 to spend.
the list of repairs is:
-new bumper
-hood repair and paint
-fender repair and paint blending
-new grille suround
and it turns out I have a $250 deductable lol
James Duff here I come!
I got a call from my insurance company about a week ago. They were upset that I never reported the accident or made a claim about getting my bumper and hood fixed. My pops( I was at work) told them I have a $500 dollar dedeuctable and that my repairs would only come out a little above that so there was no point. then they told pops that they were being sued by the other girls insurance for the damages and made it sound like I was in some deep Ca Ca.
well I finally got the time yesterday to drive out to my claims adjuster so she could get a statement and so I could figure out how we were gonna be handling the whole situation.
she snapped some pics of the damage, my vin and the odometer and asked me to wait about 20 mins while she crunched some numbers, and then they would cut me a check.
I was like "wtf a check???" turns out that the girl tried to make a claim agaisnt my insurance and our insurance was like " uh ah GirlFriend no you didnt".
so they cut me a check for $1350! and told me they were basically suing for as much of that 1350 they could get back. I'm extatic, I've been saving pennies trying to get a new bumper and now i have 1300 to spend.
the list of repairs is:
-new bumper
-hood repair and paint
-fender repair and paint blending
-new grille suround
and it turns out I have a $250 deductable lol
James Duff here I come!