forgive me father, for i have sinned, my last confession was... well father, i don't believe i have ever confessed my sins. I have committed an indiscretion against my one true love, worse of all, the impostor is younger, and has more things to love about her... and to top it off, i enjoyed the experience, and for the next few days, my girl is not going to be with me, and i will have many more opportunities with this new one... i am not entirely sure what to do... my love is someone i have been with for a while now, and is very similar to what i have always loved, for looks, and behaviour, this new one though... she is different, looks different, acts completely different, and her voice is just intoxicating... i am really torn about what to do... can you help me out please?

most of you know my girl, know what she looks like... here is few links to what the new one looks like...

her from the front...

pic of her ***

 

Rental goodness. Is it a V8?

 

Did you sell your ranger or what? Fail on buying a dodge.

 

Ah man, I hate that body style.

 

He got into an accident recently didnt he? I might be confusing him with someone else. I thought it was a rental while his was in the shop.

 

Funny post, fugly truck

 

ya, it's a rental... they **** the bed on the body, but the interior is quite nice, the magnum v8 in it has some good power, it sounds WICKED at WOT, but it has no low end torque... i stomped it off the line, on wet pavement, and no spinning, at all... figured maybe traction control, tried it on a little snow, rear tires came right out...

the seats are nice, but they are only 4 way adjustable, not 6 way, like mine... they are comparable in comfort, but do not win... a close second... the full sized back seat is a win for sure though... the one i have is a 5 seater, haven't gotten it on the hiway yet... i will tonight when i go to work (10pm) i'll let you all know how it goes

also the side view mirrors are very short and wide, kinda a teardrop shape... i don't like them, hard to adjust and get it just right... a lot of the things about it is just new and exciting...

but, i think it's off to bed for me now...

 

haha nice way of wording you thought of buying a crappy dodge

 

im glad you didnt buy that fugly pos, had me going for a sec. that has to be one of the ugliest trucks dodge has produced! its almost as bad as the new toyotas. a full size back seat is nice though

 

had you going that i cheated on my non existant woman, or that i was thinking about buying a dodge?

all in all, it's not a bad truck... i wouldn't mind owning one, but the body could have been done a lot better... i don't like the square boxy corners... i like sharp, but rounded corners, like small circumfrences of circles... lots of contours, but smooth!

 

ugly as fvck!

 

 

yuck

 

dude on dude gay entertainment. imo

 

hahahah x2, my thoughts exactly...

cool to have a V8, but those bodystyles are ugly as sin!

 

i never liked the feeling of driving those trucks its just too soft for me, and i wasnt impressed with the interior, but it did have lots of room

 

As ugly as it is, at least it is BOF. The next generation Dakota is going to be Unibody like the Honda Ridgeline.

It must have weak sauce axle ratio. My wifes Jeep GC has the same 4.7l V8. Plenty of grunt off the line.

 

i'll check the axle code when leave for work

 

Did you rent it so you can drive it off a cliff? The cliff mod is the only thing I'd do to that truck.

 

Is it just me or does it look like Sir Bottom Tooth from Family guy?

 

LMFAO!!!! I TOTALLY SEE IT!

 

 

FTW

 

one of the guys i went to school with had an older one with the 5.9 xcab ... hauled *** but the rest of the truck sucked and you had to put premium in it ... 13 mpg ftl

 

Must be multi-displacement or lame gears or something (4wd? Should have 3.73s then..). A good buddy of mine had an '02 4.7L 2wd, CAI and a few other minor mods, 3.55s with stock tires and that truck would skate around on warm, dry pavement like it was on ice. Had tons of *****... even if it got 12 mpg. He finally got tired of it and bought an '05 Dodge diesel 4x4.

Flog it like a rented mule, enjoy the abuse before you have to return it and go back to the boring existence of an underpowered V6!! LR