Cover yourself in beef blood and walk into someone's yard with a vicious dog . . . hurray for a ****ty justice system

 

I can't beleive anyone hasn't mentioned the obvious legal ways of getting money and helping society!

The Sperm Bank and Giving Blood!

Although, I can't do either, A) because I'm 5'-0" and B) because I have Mad Cow Disease... (in England during a breakout)

 

Paper route

 

Actually, the pizza delivery business can be good, but you will put more than 25-30 miles per night on your truck. Right now I run a pizza place just north of Detroit and my drivers are taking about 25-30 runs a night and putting on about 75-100 miles per night on their vehicles. They do make good money though, around a hundred bucks a night plus wages. The other big downside to it is working weekends. After a while you'll really learn to hate that song "Working For the Weekend" by Loverboy. Overall though, it pays pretty good and it really is an easy job.

 

-cashscam...sell knives in a pyramid scheme

or put all your money into a 401(k)...and become a MILLIONAIRE

(by the time you're 65)

 

Good pay to make up for all the gas that YOU have to pay for....

 

Don't let your gf drain you, stop it now or get rid of her. I hate money hungry women, maybe you should be helping her get another job.

 

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oh, and you can be a dues collector:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNK6uuf0TXE

I mean come on...people are always going to be owing people money

 

honestly though, there are 2 major ways to make money:

1.) make enough money by the time you retire, that the interest earned on it will be your income...you do this by opening as many IRA's as you can and maxing them out every year...with this situation, you will not be rich until you retire (65+)

2.) have a good paying job: if you want money, go for a job that is exclusively dealing with making the most of it it: investment banking, accountant, business, etc.

there are other careers that make $$, but the sole focus of the job isn't to make money, so don't follow it unless you really enjoy it, and even then it'll take at least 7 years of schooling to finish (doctor, vet, pharmacist, dentist, lawyer, etc.)

 

International Gun running. The conflict in Darfur is still open for business.

 

donate plasma, takes two hours, you get to watch a movie and you can make $45 to $60 bucks a week.

That's what me and all my buddies used to do to have beer money. haha O being poor in college.