BTW Candy and Kim are having a pillow fight tonight...sorry zach you cant come

 

Dude your fiancée Kim already invited me. Im not too worried about your opinion on if I can come or not. You wont even give me 5k for my truck and you said 5k and under.

 

ok ok lets do this. Since we are not sure who the father is lets call the Maury povich show and get this settled.

If its your Kid I will give you $5k. If its my kid you give me $5k and the truck. Deal?

 

Forget Maury, This is an episode of Springer!
JERRY JERRY JERRY!

 

haha i like his thinking... Jerry Jerry !!

 

You can't handle Jerry!

 

stop jerking around and gimme an answer. id hate to sell this out from under you

 

this is one of the best classified threads ever but it hasn't topped my tow hook one lol

 

Would you be interested in a trade for a XJ straight up?

 

is it worth more than 5k? or can i include my baby in the trade?

 

Ya its worth a lot more then $5k. It appraised at $11,500 last summer.

Only thing I need to take off is the rims and tires as I want to put them on my SD

No need for the baby, I'll let you keep it

 

Beard are you willing to sell the baby separate? lol

 

How about we do this...

Bear I'll give you $500 in food stamps (been saving them for 5 years for a disaster) and the Xj for you truck and the baby.

01rangeredge - Give me $500 cash and a box of swiss cake rolls and the babys is yours.

 

Now im really confused, can you put this in something i actually understand?

 

ROFL, this is epic,
Ill give you 501 and 2 box's of swiss cake rolls for the baby josh...

 

You sure your woman aint your mom too?

I give you XJ, and $500 in food stamps
You give me ranger and baby

Baby up for auction. So far $501 and 2 box of swiss cake rolls is winning.

 

I'll see your 501 and two boxes of swiss cake rolls and raise you 2 boxes of oatmeal cream pies, and a beagle.

Oh wait, this is an auction, not poker.

 

I love me sum oatmeal pies. I hate Beagles but ma and pa might be interested in eatin it

 

Trust me, beagles aren't that tasty, the meat is bland and tough.... Baby meat on the other hand, delicious!

 

You don't want nuttin zach is makin

 

i pissed myself laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Someone need some diapees?

Couldn't let you guys have all the fun.

 

501 two boxes of swiss cake rolls 2 boxes of oatmeal cream pies, a 12 pack and a Possum!!!!

 

12 pack of what?

 

bud light