Buy every performance mod you can find on eBay and then install them incorrectly

 

edit:oops

 

take your air filter out and dip it in mud then put it back in

 

lmao some of them can reduce power even if installed CORRECTLY.

 

LIAR!! my turbonator along with my electic super charger and tb spacer kick *** man... im easily pushing 300 ponies at the wheels

 

I don't have to take it out to dip it in mud...

 

add 6 inches to your throttle cable...

 

put a massive turbo with no fuel mods. or get a stock air intake from a Geo Metro 3 banger

 

Heres one....Install a turbo on it, and reverse the direction, so it will be sucking the air from the engine. lmao

 

By ponies you mean the lil pink plastic toy "my little ponies" right?

 

and the fuel.

fill the oil till the u can see it in the fill tube or skip the oil and use molassos(cant spell).

 

Let Jiffy Lube or Pep Boys do the maintenance on your truck.

 

OHHHHHHHH BUUUUURRNNN!

lmao... that's funny right there...

 

yeah they will put a honda oil filter on it and it will cause low oil pressure. that will really slow your truck down. my buddy took his Acura Integra down there and they put a Honda Civic oil filter on it because they were out of the Integra Filters

 

Install the TORNADO!

 

wont work on my truck. you wouldnt be able to reach the ground.

 

sometimes that doesnt matter..sure there different makes but if the threads are the same and the filter may be a lil smaller or larger it will still work..my 4.3 in my blazer could use 2 diff kinds of filters and it didnt hurt a thing..HONDA is ACURA..same engines same filters wont hurt a thing..unless it crossthreaded the whole way on there......look at how many ppl only change there filters like twice a year ..


Hahaha the turbo backasswards thats a good one...i love all these it makes me laugh just reading them..

 

the oil filter they used was from a d16y8 engine and my buddy has the b18b engine. one is 1.6 liter and one is 1.8 the reson it leaked was because the filter was too short and the threads bottomed out inside the filter before filter seal did. so it did seal somewhat after they tightened the crap out of it but not enough.

 

Overtighten wheel bearings.

Degrease Muffler bearings.

Drain blinker fluid.

Put higher pressre relief valve in power steering pump.


Pour jello mix into cooling system.

 

Drivetrain Mod: Remove the driveshaft.

Teenage Girl Driver Mod: Don't change your oil until a young hopeful offers to do it for free to impress you.

Honda Mod: Buy a 5" muffler and straight pipes.

Ram Mod: Swap in the 2.4 S10 Engine.

Lowrider Mod Remove the rear leaf springs. Not only will the truck be slower, but the resulting sparks will ensure no-one will ever tailgate you again!

b3kbruiser Mod: Tow an 8,000lb camper.

Intake Mod: Replace intake and throttle bodie with large cork.

Exhaust Mod: Downgrade your muffler bearings.

Blonde Wife's Mod: Add brake fluid to oil pan. Add transmition fluid to coolant tank. Add coolant to brake cylinder. Get confused at the many types of oil and decide it's not that important anyways.

EDIT: Someone beat me to the muffler bearings...

 

Bah now see someone who cant ditinguish between a D16y8 and a B18 is a retard ..i like my D16Y7 in my civic..whoops the y8s and keeps up to the integras..ppl hate a 4 dr that can keep up :) sorry for his loss i woulda broke some knees

 

he got the car to the dealer in time so it was ok. yeah his car sucks. i beat him in my truck with a muddy air filter(i didnt know). all he has is intake and exhaust and a crappy pep boys system.

i love to see 4 doors woop butt or full interior cars. Ryan Woon has a 9 second supra with the 6 speed, full interior and a system. now thats impressive

 

HEY! No thread jacking allowed! wanna argue over rice start a new thread!

 

im not arguing about rice. i own a rice car. just saying my friends car sucks

 

holy **** dude rotflmao