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Someone needs to make a How To thread on how to remove the Accident Magnet that seems to come built into Rangers from the factory.

Maybe with this annoying part removed, many of us would stop having such bad luck.
 
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All of us on Ranger Forums can move to an exotic Island where the only thing around is us, beautiful women and beer.

That would solve the problem!
 
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...what about the Rangers?...
 
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...what about the Rangers?...
I thought that was implied. . . . They are coming with us DUH!!!!! We have the whole island to ourselves to do whatever we want. No dumb drivers to worry about. lol
 
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beer island truck ...

um there still is tree's to hit and driving it into the water
 
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Hey Zach I cant do anything about how the driver drives lol. I am just suggesting that so we dont have to worry about other retards on the road.

This island will have roads to drive on.
 
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Originally Posted by Fenech627

This island will have roads to drive on.
screw the roads.....id be out there cuttin trails....
 
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screw the roads.....id be out there cuttin trails....
gotta have roads for burnout contests! Oh and those pesky 2wd guys too... they may think we're "biased" and "racist" against em
 
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I'm packed and the truck is loaded. I just need coordinates and I'll be on the next C-130. I'll cargo drop the Ranger over the island.
 
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you guys would just get drunk and crash into each other
 
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gotta have roads for burnout contests! Oh and those pesky 2wd guys too... they may think we're "biased" and "racist" against em

What do you mean, you people? lol
 
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I'll start searching for an undiscovered Island and we could call it Ranger nation. Rules are simple you have to own a ranger to live there.
 
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lol i like this idea how are we going to get gas?
 
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lol i like this idea how are we going to get gas?
Convert to biofuel.
 
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thats a pain we will just drill for oil then build a refinery and be set lol
 
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We're going to have to steal that cruise line's slogan so we can be "The Nation of Why Not".
 
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That's a good idea except my accident magnet was already activated and removed so I think everyone else should pay their dues... no offense... haha
 
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sounds like a great idea i wanna come does it count that my b.f has a ranger and im part of him so i should get to come
 
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lol i like this idea how are we going to get gas?
beans do it for most people LOL
 
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That's hilarious, but very plausible. We just need to compress the gas into a liquid form and wallah! Instint pure gasoline, no knock guarenteed.
 
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sounds like a great idea i wanna come does it count that my b.f has a ranger and im part of him so i should get to come
We need atleast a few females to offset the sausage fest.
 
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That's a good idea except my accident magnet was already activated and removed so I think everyone else should pay their dues... no offense... haha
Same here.
 
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Holy sh*t that movie is hilarious... I especially like the bicylcle one since I live in hippie-ville where apparently motorized vehicles are still in the experimental stages.......
 
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LOL that was hilarious.
 
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