Matt trying to score with Wayne's neightbor. Wayne's other neightbor. This thing was huge! Thanks to Wayne for having us over, and letting us use his shop. He was a great host as usual. Showed us all over the farmhouse, and the shop, which is awesome. Thanks Wayne!

 

I always knew Matt was a little different...

 

Apparently he has more game than I do. She wouldn't even let me pet her.

 

Maybe you should had your boxers showing like Matt.

 

LMAO...I'm making a note of that.

 

Matt was in Wyoming. He knows the speech of animals. They teach it to you when you cross the border.

Of course, all they teach you is the foreplay lines. The rest is up to you.

 

Yea, he didn't follow through. Might have been shy cause me and Wayne were there.

 

For the donkeys sake, I'm glad you were there.

 

thats so bad.

 

You didn't go prepared though. You forgot the cowboy boots.

 

Aren't you about to go to Wyoming?

it was in the mid 70s!
BEAUTIFUL DAY! ****, i left the boots at home and threw on a pair of shorts! lol

 

He didn't know she was going to be there, I bet he starts carrying a pair in his truck now.

 

I am. But I already live in MT, I know all about that sort of stuff.....wait, what?


Hahahahahaha.

 

oh boy.

wyoming was interesting, i heard a good joke about Montana involving sheep though.

 

Was it the one where the guy pushes the sheeps head into a fence, then puts the sheeps hind legs down his cowboy boots, and yells "YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"?

That's my favorite one, but there are probably thousands.

 

naw, it was something about going out and doing w/e the sheep.. then one day he brings the sheep into town and everyone looks at him like he's crazy.

he goes, "what? all you sick ****s do it too!"
and one of the people says, "yea but that's the sheriff's sheep!"

 

Hahahahahaha, haven't heard that one.

 

thats the only one ive ever heard. My paw paw tells me some funny ace jokes.

 

I'm Glad i live in the city.