I was just thinking about this and wanted to start a thread to see what you guys can come up with. Like "You know your a redneck when..."
We have a group like this for my school and they made t shirts. Maybe we could vote on like the best 10 and make shirts?

Ill start.

1. You yell "ranger" at the site of a fellow ranger, often from miles away, even when driving alone.
2. You think in terms of "Gen 1, Gen 2, Gen 3"
3. You see and Mazda B-series and think "all I need it a junkyard visit and that could be a ranger"
4. OHC, Expo Console, EATC, BL, SAS, XCAB, all mean something to you.
5. You have dreams of a 5.0 swap.

Keep it going!

 

You know you drive a Ranger when you are driving a Ranger....

 

Lol... can we add:

6. you get angry when you see a ranger as a fleet vehicle 'cause you know the driver doesn't give a sh*t about the truck or your R-F sticker

lol

 

You wish you had a bigger truck or a jeep lol
Your white Ranger blends in with the Napa trucks haha
you wish a fx4 L2 would roll and be left overnight in front of your house...oh the possibilities!

 

You get the same gas mileage as a v8 half ton truck.

 

You drive to San Fran and back and be close to E

 

When you have to describe to friends or random people what DWB is and why you hollar at the site of another DWB

 

When you pass broken s10's

 

When you break down in Levanworth, Washington, get it towed home, figure out the problem but rather then fix it, you guy buy a new truck

 

definitely not my truck, couldn't pass a gas station when i'm on E!

 

Sounds like you dont really like rangers?

 

when your slave goes once a year and your out $1200 paid to a shop

 

when you get the power of a 4 cylinder and the fuel economy of a v8 lol.

 

I like this one!! lol... why don't people understand DSG or DWB?? lol

 

why you jizz in your pants when you see a Ranger cooler than yours and you think to yourself how can I top that.

 

X2

 

When you don't want to drive anything else...... unless it's another ford.

 

I LOVE my Ranger. That's why it's still sitting in my driveway.

I am just lazy. Really, really lazy.

 

when you have to explain to your friends your obsession with ranger-forums

 

When your gf even starts to notice other sick rangers on the road before you do.

 

X3

I usually cannot either but I only use shell!

You know you drive a ranger when everyone thinks your DWB is black or purple...but you know its blue!

 

you park where you want cuz your truck looks like there trucks( 08 white scsb)

the motor ticks till you turn it back off(89 sclb 4x4)

your tranny goes out...again

when your in between v6 is a down grade from the i4

when theres a middle motor on a compact truck

when you get 28 mpg with a truck

your buddy says dont worry mine has the same problem, i think they all do that.

 

when your girl friend comes over and your on ranger forums and yells at you and gets mad and tells you to get a life. And then you jizz in your pants.

 

When your buddy at work parks his Titan next to you and makes fun of the size of his truck compared to yours, and you say "How's that $550 a month payment."

 

Tell me about it