When you are supposed to get ready because people are coming over and you waste your morning on RF and still in boxers when they show up

 

i think thats both of us right meow! god we are gay sometimes

 

When you see an S-10, Dakota, Pup/Hombre, Frontier/Hardbody, etc... that is modified and looks better than your truck but you say "That's cool, but I like what I got."

Seriously, no other mini truck seems as cool since I got my B series.

 

Ain't that the truth
+1
Must have a 3.0... lol

 

LOL, Stone!

When you're at a meet and greet, and everyone turns to look whenever another ranger pulls in, tyring to figure out who it might be.

 

or when all you goof *** where waiting for me to show up like i am gonna do a damn song and dance or something LOL

 

you know you drive a Ranger when your girlfriend would rather have you looking at **** than be on RF so much

 

you know you drive a ranger when you consider racing a full size and your excuse is that your lighter

 

ahaha I do that..

 

haha you know it!

 

When you park beside another ranger wherever you go

 

When the engine rattles for no reason and the clutch goes out once a year on a stock truck.

 

when you see a zr2 and feel bad for the dude driving and how he probably actually thinks his truck is sweet.

when someone claims guys with big trucks are overcompensating you are finally proud of your truck.

you look in the windows of every explorer you pass for leather seats, eatc, ohc, and console, maybe if close enough for auto down switches.

You know what alcoa's are

Edge does not at any point trigger SUV in your mind

You have argued with a mechanic about cranking torsion bars

You have had an electrical nightmare, unexplainable even by God, suddenly fix itself

You dome light randomly decides to stay on

Your passenger side door sticks enough that your friends yell at you to unlock the door when it already is(prolly just me)

You shorty console arm has caved under the weight of your elbow

You have body parts from 3+ different models years on your truck

You look at Craigslist Jeep ads for Rims (Mustang ads for you lowered guys)

 

When you work at Autozone and can back-in next to the delivery trucks and you co workers ask....Where's your truck?

Plus make the O'riellys across the street **** cause it looks as if you have 5 delivery trucks.

 

Yea I got that problem as well.

 

When you watch movies and can spot a ranger in it.

When you watch King Of The Hill cause he drives a Gen 3

 

Back to the Future....

at the beginning when Marty first leaves the Doc's house cause he's late for school....he grabs the back of an blue 85 ranger pulling out of a restaurant

 

lol...i work at O'reillys and if it wasn't for the tonneau cover my new truck would blend right in

 

No need for details.

Ohh!! In that movie "Life as a House" there is a beat up Gen 3. Poor truck looks pretty haggard.

 

You engine locked up at 50K miles!

 

When people tell you that Fords are a POS, yet your truck is 7 years old and has 260 000 miles on it and looks like it only has 60 000 on it.

 

.....the movie BANDITS with bruce willis....

when they steal the cement truck to break out of prison, they run over a maintenance vehicle at the gate...it was a 1st gen....i cried

 

...when you sit at work all day waiting to check this forum because you can't do it at work and it's driving you insane!

 

B series FTW. Had a Hardbody too as a daily for a little while.

 

When you work with another ranger owner and nothing gets done all day because your to busy talking about your trucks and telling eachother what you should and shouldnt do to his truck.