^^^ HAHAHAA love em

 

You know you drive a 4.0 Ranger when your g/f wants to drag race you in her 3.8 mustang and she gets pissed when you beat her by 3 and a half car lengths.

You know you drive a ranger With a CB when you will get in the packs of trucks and drive with them even if they are doing the speed limit and you were way over

You know you drive a ranger when you go out mudding with friends and your 4.0 FX4 pulls out a 7.3 f-250 thats framed in a ditch.

You know you drive a ranger when you call it a stranger

You know you drive a ranger when you try and race s-10 on the new jersey turnpike and then get pissed when u realize that you forgot about your 90 mph rev limiter

You know you drive a ranger with you 4.0 does a batter posi burn out then a v8 mustang

You know you drive a flare body ranger when you realize you need a light bar and get pissed when u realize u have to make one cause no one sells them

 

So True.

 

3.8 and even '05+ 4.0 Mustangs lose to my truck! Open 4.10s and a 5-speed FTW! Having a high-14 truck means you can beat almost anything that isn't a V8!

As for pulling diesels out of mud holes, I have a Powerstroke, a Cummins, and a Duramax under my belt.

You know you drive a Ranger when you offer to pull a diesel out of a mud hole and everyone else claps when you actually do it, but you knew you could the whole time.

 

The 3.8 stangs are so slow, I wouldn't brag about beating one lol

 

A win is a win lol

you know you drive a ranger when you get 2 feet of snow and you laugh as u pass all the lifted chevys in a ditch on the side of the road as you cruise right past

 

I wondered what ever happened to this thread...

AND, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE T-SHIRT IDEA? WE SHOULD STILL DO IT!!!

 

.....when your always looking at passing rangers thinking "what can i take off of that one to put on mine?"

 

^^ agree

 

You know you drive a ranger when you get off work and the first thing you do is check RF

You know you drive a ranger when you just read all 23 pages of this thread.

 

you know you drive a ranger when all the stuff in this thread applys to you

 

Originally Posted by TheStig88
when you can tell the approximate temperature by how your truck drives....
(this worked with my old truck...if it was cold it drove like ****)

When your GF knows you like your truck more than her and accepts it.

When people point at you and ask "are you that guy with the loud @$$ brown Ranger?"

When the highlight of your day is getting in your truck and starting it up.

When you're eating at a restaurant and all you can do is stare at your truck through the window...

i love this! lmao

 

LMFAO that is the best one. I think about that everytime I see an ranger from Autozone or Oreily's lol +1000000

 

^x2

 

When you work at AutoZone and park next to the fleet Rangers and then you see someone mess up and try to get into yours by accident........ (this happens to me all the time, I do it on purpose now to see who I can fool)

 

LMAO!!!

 

You know you drive a ranger when you stop at a dealership to check out a spotless ZR2 and the salesman offers you a 2WD Edge for the same price and you take it lol.

 

HAHAHAH I park mine in the farthest corner of the parking lot at work so I can see it from the drive thru window. I thought i was the only one.

 

You know you drive a ranger when youre putting a futon together and have to use leftover bolts from your body lift... then you get done with the futon and think: "wait a minute... why did I have left over bolts from my body lift?!?"

 

Hahahahahahahaha!

 

LMAO

 

lmao, thats awesome.

 

you might drive a ranger when you realize your mower has more hp

 

You know you drive a ranger when you see other rangers on the turnpike and get inline with them with the hopes more rangers will come along and form a pack of rangers......Then you get sad when you realize it wont happen.

 

mine was a fleet truck