You Know you Drive a Ranger When....
You know you drive a Ranger when you call Shane and Marie absolutely BLASTED at a college party, while hooking up with a girl, just to make fun of them and tell them how drunk you are and to tell Marie that she drives a Grab-Her Orange Ranger.
you know you drive a ranger when
you have a file folder dedicated to the pictures of your ranger and separate ones for your friends
when you think your need to do mod list is getting shorter then you think of more mods
when you finally accept that your never going to get your mod list done because you keep finding more mods
when the back ground on your computer and your phone are of rangers
when your class mates call rf ranger ****
you have a file folder dedicated to the pictures of your ranger and separate ones for your friends
when you think your need to do mod list is getting shorter then you think of more mods
when you finally accept that your never going to get your mod list done because you keep finding more mods
when the back ground on your computer and your phone are of rangers
when your class mates call rf ranger ****
when driving on the interstate you put dents in the floor from mashing the pedal down so hard to go faster, even though you know nothing will happen.
when after a good day of wheelin, your ranger ends up pukin just about every fluid.
when after a good day of wheelin, your ranger ends up pukin just about every fluid.
You know you drove a Ranger, when you still look at it in the driveway next to your nice new to you F250 and say "god I miss that truck"
Or, when your boss makes some mini trucking joke, you say "I used to drive a Ranger man, what the hell..." and the reply is "Rangers fall under a category that's different... they aren't gay like Toyota's or Nissan's, at least a Ranger is truly a truck"
Or, when your boss makes some mini trucking joke, you say "I used to drive a Ranger man, what the hell..." and the reply is "Rangers fall under a category that's different... they aren't gay like Toyota's or Nissan's, at least a Ranger is truly a truck"
definitely. Gotta get the right mud/giant puddle splash pattern and then I leave it there for weeks lol, partly because of laziness, mostly cuz my current paint sucks and mud just looks cooler.
Maybe instead of camo paint or vinyl, we should make mud splash pattern paintjobs and vinyl lol
Last edited by 99MazdaB4000; May 8, 2009 at 12:27 PM. Reason: .
When the only time the neighbors see you is with a camera in your hand taking pics of the truck.
When you've just squeezed the trigger on the drill during your latest mod, and think "There's no going back now..."
When you've just squeezed the trigger on the drill during your latest mod, and think "There's no going back now..."
you know you drive a Ranger when you always see other Ranger drivers (even if they're bone stock), check out your truck as you pass by.
I particularly notice other Mazda drivers give my truck a good look over.
I particularly notice other Mazda drivers give my truck a good look over.
HAHAHAHA. It was epically halarious of a phone call. lol.




