You Know you Drive a Ranger When....
When your hood is up and you're not doing anything, just looking, thinking and planning.
When your garage door is open, your hood is up and your laptop is logged on R-F on the work bench next to some old parts and tools.
When your garage door is open, your hood is up and your laptop is logged on R-F on the work bench next to some old parts and tools.
pops and cracks all the time
I also think "when your girlfriend notices other sick rangers before you do" and "you yell "ranger" when you see another sick one and/or think about how to top it"
when you drive 4 hours to knoxville to drink beer with ppl you've never met before, drool over rangers and get drunk with stone.
when every drive through the backwoods feels like a photo-op
when you daydream of how cool your truck would look in a movie
when every drive through the backwoods feels like a photo-op
when you daydream of how cool your truck would look in a movie
You know you drive a Ranger when the guy at work insults you in front of members, saying that Fords should never be taken off-road, so you determine the proper pay back is to drive over to his house, put cheese whiz on his wiper blades and draw a GIANT ***** on the back window of his POS baseline Chevy Cobalt.
(It's supposed to rain tonight, that cheese whiz will make a mess in the morning.)
(It's supposed to rain tonight, that cheese whiz will make a mess in the morning.)
You mean the Ranger Period?
Screw that, how about "You have parts from more then 3 different models of ford vehicles and some parts off of a dodge"
Screw that, how about "You have parts from more then 3 different models of ford vehicles and some parts off of a dodge"






