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Old May 5, 2009
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When your hood is up and you're not doing anything, just looking, thinking and planning.

When your garage door is open, your hood is up and your laptop is logged on R-F on the work bench next to some old parts and tools.
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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You get offers to buy your truck in form of post it notes at least once a week. LOL
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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your camera is full of pictures of the truck or parts for the truck
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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Originally Posted by ClemsonRanger03
Your passenger side door sticks enough that your friends yell at you to unlock the door when it already is(prolly just me)
my driver side does that


Originally Posted by ClemsonRanger03
You shorty console arm has caved under the weight of your elbow
pops and cracks all the time
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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when you are willing to drop all your plans for the whole day instantly because you found a killer deal on Craigslist...and didnt ask first how far away it was oh ya over an hour
 
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when you drive down the freeway and there doing construction beside the freeway and you have and uncontrollable urge to drive threw the dirt mounds
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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when you think its a better idea to cut and weld a trailer hitch after a body lift then just leaving it...
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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when you catch yourself on fire while welding the damn trailer hitch
 
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when you are never fully satisfied with a custom exhaust after changing it 3 times
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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when you have enough dang parts in your shed/garage/basement/room to build another ranger
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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Originally Posted by Redneckstone
when you have enough dang parts in your shed/garage/basement/room to build another ranger
Haha! SO TRUE!
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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some dipsh!t walks up and says "hey, nice toyota!"
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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Originally Posted by Redneckstone
when you are never fully satisfied with a custom exhaust after changing it 3 times
Your last 6 posts took the words right out of my mouth. I drop plans for a day to get a part I can't afford off craigslist cuz it's a "once in a lifetime deal" or at least thats what I tell my girlfriend when I bail on her to install it.
I also think "when your girlfriend notices other sick rangers before you do" and "you yell "ranger" when you see another sick one and/or think about how to top it"
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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...when you say your online and your gf says ranger? and you say yep
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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when you drive 4 hours to knoxville to drink beer with ppl you've never met before, drool over rangers and get drunk with stone.

when every drive through the backwoods feels like a photo-op

when you daydream of how cool your truck would look in a movie
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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You know you drive a ranger when you know that no matter what goes wrong with your truck a SAS and 5.0 swap will make everything ok.
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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when you see a cool lightbar on a prerunnered s10 and wonder if you can have one fabbed up like that

heresy i know lol
 
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when you have more pictures of your truck then your GF or heck anything else for that matter
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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Let's get some top-ten t-shirts... this stuff is toooo good!!
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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You know you drive a Ranger when the guy at work insults you in front of members, saying that Fords should never be taken off-road, so you determine the proper pay back is to drive over to his house, put cheese whiz on his wiper blades and draw a GIANT ***** on the back window of his POS baseline Chevy Cobalt.

(It's supposed to rain tonight, that cheese whiz will make a mess in the morning.)
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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Originally Posted by 04blackedge
Yeah mine doesn't I still get the monthly check engine light.
You mean the Ranger Period?

Originally Posted by ClemsonRanger03

You have body parts from 3+ different models years on your truck

Screw that, how about "You have parts from more then 3 different models of ford vehicles and some parts off of a dodge"
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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Or a chevy, because simply buying their "lowering shackles" is cheaper than buying "lift shackles" for your Ranger. Or you know you drive a ranger when you know s*** like that.
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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You know you drive a ranger when your friends get in and are astonished that you have a sub and amp in the back
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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Originally Posted by Willzane
When you watch movies and can spot a ranger in it.
Ever seen the viva la bam episode where they destroy the ranger? that was painful.
 
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Old May 5, 2009
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You know you drive a ranger when you tell your friends "look theres a GO ranger" and they say but its standing still,they just dont get it
 
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