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Originally Posted by GreenGiant
couldn't be more true

when you see a colorado, and say, 'what were they thinking'
That is right! lol
 
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Originally Posted by swickwake
When you don't want to drive anything else...... unless it's another ford.
kodos!
 
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Originally Posted by 98rangerxlt
You know you drive a ranger when you walk in the parts store and the guy at the counter says" what do you need for your ranger now".
Yea Rangers are pieces of ****! lol
 
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You know you drive a Ranger when you think of all the other vehicles you could have bought!
 
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You know you drive a Ranger when while driving you stop and lurk at some other Ranger, despite the traffic you may cause. Rangers FTW!
 
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You know you drive a Ranger when your girlfriend says you drive a toy truck and reminds you of it often. Then that girlfriends sister hands you a bag a Miracle Grow and says "Here, you can put this on your truck and make it big like daddy's truck." Her dad has a F-250. Ouch, that hurt :(
 
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When work is so slow, that you're able to spend an hour going through 20 pages of this thread laughing and nodding your head.
 
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sad but funny
 
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Originally Posted by OneTireFire
You know you drive a ranger when your gf's moms bf asks you what you drive and you tell him a ford ranager then he asks "oh so now whats wrong with it" then his drive shaft mysteriously gets zip tied on his and when he starts it up in the morning it makes a rattling sound and being a dumass takes it into a shop just to pay 30 dollars to have the mechanic tell him theres a ziptie on his drive shaft.................Then ask him whats wrong with his chevy OMFG to much typing
hahahaha omg beauty!
 
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you go to some guys garage sale and theirs a blue tarp in the back and you ask whats that and he tells you its a 01' ranger with a blown engine and all you can think is DONER VEHICHLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then you cry cuz you ask him and he says NO
 
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you go to some guys garage sale and theirs a blue tarp in the back and you ask whats that and he tells you its a 01' ranger with a blown engine and all you can think is DONER VEHICHLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then you cry cuz you ask him and he says NO
Does the man not understand the concept, garage sale?
 
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when you're willing to admit ford DOES make something worth driving
 
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You know you are a ranger owner when, your 4cyl ranger has more spark plugs than your buddies v6 ranger
 
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and just as many as your junker v8
 
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You know you drive a Ranger when youfinally have everything you want for your truck and you are done modding.....................until tomorrow
 
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Originally Posted by 04blackedge
Yeah mine doesn't I still get the monthly check engine light.
give it a tampon, and chocolate, and it'll be ok lol
 
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when you can go to the junkyard and pull parts off of a 2008 ranger for your 98
 
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Originally Posted by bjohnson238
This is very true.
Mine truck had a oil leak and then it just stopped one day. And same with a coolant leak. I love rangers that fix them self
 
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Originally Posted by GSUhooligan
When you hear the door ajar ping in your sleep.

You've ever pissed youself cause your brakes locked up at a stop sign and you almost hit the guy in front of you.
mine doesnt ping... the light just turns on... lol

I HATE THAT... i thought it was just me... lol... havent pssed myself, but damn near hit the guy in front of me cause the brakes were stupid.
 
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You know you drive a ranger when your on a ranger forum complaining about the ranger you bought but secretly love.
 
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Originally Posted by 01RangerEdge
When work is so slow, that you're able to spend an hour going through 20 pages of this thread laughing and nodding your head.
did that today!!! got weird looks from everyone in the office, and didnt care lol
 
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Originally Posted by DisturbedESV
Lol... can we add:

6. you get angry when you see a ranger as a fleet vehicle 'cause you know the driver doesn't give a sh*t about the truck or your R-F sticker

lol
completely agree with that one. lol
 
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you have rf stickers?
 
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no. i mean i agree with the fleet vehicle part....
 
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you know you drive a ranger when your girlfriend keeps on telling you that instead of spending the money on your truck, you should be spending it on her and still you don't listen.
 
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