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Old Jan 15, 2010
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you know your a ranger owner when you see sick ranger in a parking lot and turn around on a high way just so u can drive by and look at it. all while your gf is yelling at you for doing it
 
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Old Jan 15, 2010
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when this post gives you confidence because you now know your not the only one who does half the things listed
 
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Old Jan 16, 2010
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When nobody cares about your truck cause "Hey, it's just a Ranger"
 
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Old Jan 16, 2010
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You drive a ranger when... everything you know about fixing cars came from past experiences with fixing the ranger.

When you haven't even met neighbors across the street from you because they own 5 honda civics.

 
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Old Feb 4, 2010
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when people that you no with chevys on 35's + dont want to be embarrased to be pullerd out by you.
or you can fit 33's with stock suspension and still rock dakotas with v8s in a race
 
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Old Feb 5, 2010
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Originally Posted by ClemsonRanger03
2. You think in terms of "Gen 1, Gen 2, Gen 3"
LMFAO that's me
 
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Old Feb 5, 2010
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When driving over a sunflower seed in the road means you have to brace yourself for a loud, teeth-shattering bump that jolts the entire chassis and its loud enough to turn heads because it sounds like someone's vehicle just broke in half
haha
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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idk, if something like this was mentioned cuz there 19 pages.... lol
You drive a Ranger when....
You think every S10 driver is wishing they had your truck!
You come out of the store and see 3-5 other Rangers all parked next to yours!
You can to drive up to 2009 Jeep 4x4's to pull them out then drive away!
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when your buddy calls you to yank out his f150
You know you drive a ranger when you get t-boned at 40mph and drive away
You know you drive a ranger when its cheaper to buy a 03 then fix your 95
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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you know you drive a ranger when you drive a fleet version of the ranger and drive the **** out of it jumping railroad crossings at 55 mph then decide top try it in ur f-150 and bottom out and twist your frame................then go and buy a ranger.............sorry for the long post buddy of mine did that and now he drives a nissan quest cuz his ranger got totaled :o(
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when your ATV cost more than the truck you use to haul it.
You know you drive a ranger when you sell your '94 and then go home and cry yourself to sleep
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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you know you drive a ranger when your throttle pedal is held up with zip tys
or when your friends offer to drive instead because no one wants to sit in the jumpseats
or you have neck pains from turning around to look at other sick rangers.
or you cruise the parking lots just to find a stock ranger and park nxt to it to make yours look bigger
or avoid parking by lifted fullsizes so your truck doesnt look tiny
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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I changed it up a little bit:
You know when you drive a Level II when you park beside regular FX4's to make them feel inferior.
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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you know you drive a ranger when you dont have a pen to get a girls phone number so she writes it in the mud on the windshield of your truck lol oh i knew my truck was good for something lol


You know you drive a ranger when you have a 2.3 litre and you try to pass someone so you edge out and if no one is coming for 5 miles then you just might make it

you know you drive a ranger when you stop in a mud pit to take a picture then get stuck trying to get out

oh how we all sit here and try to make our rangers sound awesome "OH HOW HARD WE TRY" beard succeeds "no offense to anyone else
 
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Old Feb 10, 2010
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Originally Posted by OneTireFire
You know you drive a ranger when you have a 2.3 litre and you try to pass someone so you edge out and if no one is coming for 5 miles then you just might make it
true LMAO
 
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Old Feb 11, 2010
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When a stop on your cross country road trip is the Twin Cities Assy Plant to visit it's birthplace.
 
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Old Feb 11, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when u stall at 70 .. FML !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Feb 11, 2010
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You know when your driving a Ranger because there are so many on the road. You just might have to give the other driver a "thums up" as you pass. He knows you noticed his and you know he noticed yours.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when you get all gitty when you find a ranger forum and now all you can do is talk and talk and talk about your truck.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2010
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you know you drive a ranger when you can see a modded ranger and name every mod it has by what manufactures make it and their prices

you know you drive a ranger when it clearly says ranger on the side of it

you know you drive a ranger when you can go to a junkyard and get parts for your 2010 from a 98

you know you drive a ranger when you can unlock the door 3 different ways without the key
 
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Old Feb 16, 2010
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You know when your 4 year old daughter recognizes another Ranger that looks like yours and she says ours looks better.
 
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Old Feb 17, 2010
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Originally Posted by 08EscapeArtist
You know when your 4 year old daughter recognizes another Ranger that looks like yours and she says ours looks better.
Nice. Smart girl you got there. You have raised her well.
 
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Old Feb 17, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when your gf's moms bf asks you what you drive and you tell him a ford ranager then he asks "oh so now whats wrong with it" then his drive shaft mysteriously gets zip tied on his and when he starts it up in the morning it makes a rattling sound and being a dumass takes it into a shop just to pay 30 dollars to have the mechanic tell him theres a ziptie on his drive shaft.................Then ask him whats wrong with his chevy OMFG to much typing
 
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Old Feb 18, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when you walk in the parts store and the guy at the counter says" what do you need for your ranger now".
 
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Old Feb 18, 2010
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^^^ that's me ^^^ LMAO
 
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