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Old Oct 19, 2010
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When you can put an axle from a 2009 Ford Ranger in your 1993 Ranger. Without modification.
 
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Old Oct 31, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when you have an entire filing cabinet in your shed devoted to spare ranger parts...
 
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Old Nov 3, 2010
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When you have read all 24 pages
agreed with them all
its after 1am
and i have class at 8:50
 
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Old Nov 3, 2010
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When you have read all 24 pages
agreed with them all
This is what I just did too lol
 
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Old Nov 3, 2010
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When you pay 75 bucks for explorer seats instead of paying the cable bill -- and your wife understands
 
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Old Nov 4, 2010
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You know you drive a Ranger when...

You see another Ranger that has dirt all over it and tell the person next to you that you would never let your 'baby' get that dirty!
 
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Old Nov 4, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when a raptor parks next to you and makes your truck look like a pedal kart
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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when you run a red-light, get T-boned, flip upside down on top of a merc...



... and nobody got hurt!
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when people say it isnt a truck
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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Originally Posted by 01DangerRanger
You know you drive a ranger when people say it isnt a truck
Until you show them pictures of Beards truck, and wheeling pix of other rangers and they **** a brick! (did that the other day!)
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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Originally Posted by stephen.g.fiddes
Until you show them pictures of Beards truck, and wheeling pix of other rangers and they **** a brick! (did that the other day!)
hells ya man!! i think they consider a vehical a truck whe it gets 15 or less mpg haha
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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Originally Posted by 01DangerRanger
hells ya man!! i think they consider a vehical a truck whe it gets 15 or less mpg haha

In that case, my Ranger is definitely a truck.



GB :)
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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Originally Posted by Bird76Mojo
In that case, my Ranger is definitely a truck.



GB :)
haha to bad, i hate my no-named vehical that gets 19 mpg
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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...When people pick on you for your small truck, until you put it into 4lo
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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Originally Posted by Taylor
...When people pick on you for your small truck, until you put it into 4lo
thats what i man! people just hate what they cant touch! hahah
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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You know you drive a Ranger when you can fit into parking spaces where are supposed to be only for cars but you can tow, haul, jump, cross rivers, drive into mud, crawl into rocks like no car would do!
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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You know you drive a Ranger when you go offroading in the snow, accidentally drive onto a frozen lake covered by a foot of snow, fall through the ice, and sink your truck half way... and still get out by yourself.

YouTube - 2010 Ranger vs Frozen Lake
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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dumbass
 
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Old Dec 21, 2010
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Originally Posted by RavageRule
You know you drive a Ranger when you go offroading in the snow, accidentally drive onto a frozen lake covered by a foot of snow, fall through the ice, and sink your truck half way... and still get out by yourself.

YouTube - 2010 Ranger vs Frozen Lake
Not going to lie, i was expecting a foot of snow and a truck to be completely submerged once i read the word "LAKE".
 
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Old Dec 22, 2010
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Eh, small lake? Puddle, maybe lol.

I wouldn't go calling that guy a dumbass, Zach. Not seeing ice under some snow isn't really a question of intelligence. Plus, he still got the truck out.
 
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Old Dec 26, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when your 2wd edge will go through snow your buddys silverado wishes it didnt need 4wd to get through
 
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Old Dec 27, 2010
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You know you drive a 2 wheel drive Ranger when 4 wheel drive Rangers are always pullin you out.



GB :)
 
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Old Dec 27, 2010
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You know you drive a ranger when theres 2 feet of snow on your street, and you have yet to put it in 4x4 to go get some cool pictures.
 
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Old Dec 27, 2010
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Originally Posted by wckzac
You know you drive a ranger when your 2wd edge will go through snow your buddys silverado wishes it didnt need 4wd to get through
x2, good tires and a bit of weight in the back will get you just about anywhere you need to.
 
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Old Dec 27, 2010
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Originally Posted by Bird76Mojo
You know you drive a 2 wheel drive Ranger when 4 wheel drive Rangers are always pullin you out.



GB :)
only if said 2wd owner is driving his truck though a field or doesn't know what he's doing
 
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