Hey guys, if your like me and people say that you dont drive a real truck, get made fun of for a little truck, or you just found or thought up something that will shut them big diesel truck driver up.

 

I've never been made fun of, personally.

In my opinion, though, if someone is so insecure that they feel the need to 'dis your ride', they're not worth the time of using or concocting a comeback, but that's just me.

 

Generally when I see a lifted truck and I'm on a four lane road, I try to stay on the passenger side so that when we pull up to a light they'll feel the need to roll down the window and shout. Usually I can get a good look at his gf and tell her to call me when she wants a real man.

If he has no gf in the passenger seat, I laugh at him and drive away.

 

say that you dont need to compensate for anything because they say people who drive big trucks are just trying to compensate for something else... (if you know what I mean ;-)

 

The only time I ever get **** for the ranger is from my friends, but that's just bullshitting. Hell, I get more flack for the focus. Haha.

Back in high school, I used to take the truck out to the local mud hole on Friday nights, and every once in a while some of the inbreds would start talkin **** about how their clapped out dodge ram would run circles around my toy truck. At which point my friends and I would sit back and watch them "prove it to me". It was always a good laugh. Lol. Moral of the story, there's no real need for a comeback, just sleep easy knowing that there are people out there who are less intelligent than you.

 

The assistant director at my job has a brand new Tundra and a Harley, truck completely stock except for a bed cover, and the Harley barely has miles on it. He makes fun of my Ranger and Yamaha R6 telling me to get a real truck and real bike.

I just laugh because I actually take my truck offroad mudding and my bike has over 40K miles... And best of all, he's a part time officer... so I expect the holy-er than thou attitude. lol

 

When I was at the Ford dealer they had these big ridiculous trucks _ totally useless.
You couldn't haul anything in the them, the box was too short because they had a full back seat.
It was so high with the lift kit that you needed a fork lift to load things into the box.
The top edge of the box was at my chest and I'm 6 feet.
You needed a step ladder to get into the thing _ and parking, forget that...

One of the salesman came over and was commenting on it, and I said " what's this thing get, 20 gallons to the mile".

 

Had a full size truck and it Hauled ***
Got a Ranger and it Hauled ME
I gotta be ME, didn't want to be an *** any more

My local gas station doesn't know me by name any more
Another good reason to be driving a Ranger

Full-size is the polite way to say FAT